Last post

Well, let's make this the last post of this blog.

Oh yes, Coco is back, tell a friend! Hahahhah. Cheesy. Yea, I survived the 6 mths in China, back in sunny lil Singapore, and oh boy, it's damn warm la.

I am in my bedroom full blast aircon at 18 degrees typing this entry.

Eh, it seems a lil wierd to be back. When I set foot in the arrival hall and saw my family I dont know wad to do la. Kakakakaka.

It's 12.50am now and it feel weird not to have friends using their comps around me too. Awwwwwww, I miss some irritating people singing around me.

Suddenly my house toilets and bedroom seems very foreign and my mum has been cleaning my bed room diligently since I left 6 months ago. So nice.

Erm, I am at a loss of what to type for this entry. So much for the last post of this blog huh? Hahahha.

I dont wan be cliche and thank everyone that made my stay in Shanghai much more fun la, but u ownself noe who u guys are okayyyyyyy. =)

As usual, I am not someone who put my thoughts down well coz I am feeling alil messy at this point in time. Perhaps when I am less messed up and adapted to the momentum of living in Sg again den shall I edit this entry. ( Dont pin ur hopes too high okay, given my laziness I'll never edit this post :))

LOL. Kuddos people, cheers to life. Liven La' Vida Loca. I love u peopleeeeeeeeeee

Eating Monstersss

Ok this is a post dedicated to Yiting.

Happy anot buddy?
Ahahhaha, just kidding. It's a post dedicated to eating, not chiu. Awwwwww. Dont sad ok i gib u zut. Muahahhaha.

I am sooooooo lazy to blog. How can someone earn a living from blogging?

Oh my freaking god, uploading pictures and shifting them around makes me crazy. So I'll let pictures do the talking for this entry. Loads of pictures are not tilted properly, so aiyah just tilt ur lap top la. LOL.

This is bout our Beijing trip. I am gonna blog about certain portions of it only cause I believe we have close to 500 pics and if I blog all of them, it's time for Armageddon of Earth.

We went Beijing for around 4 days, then went over to Inner Mongolia. It was good. :)

Beijing is damn cold! I like this pic coz my double chin is covered by my scarf. Hip hip hurray!! LOL.

Being the only 2 ladies on the trip, this is what happen when you other female companion goes to the washroom. ROAR. 我的命好苦啊! LOL.

Oops, upload sequence wrong, so u get to see our Mongolia pics first.

Steamboat at the last day of the Mongolia trip. This was seriously good.

We had the same damn food in Mongolia for 5 days I swear I'd rather eat grass if it continues.

5 days of lamb soup, vege stir fried with lamb, water blanched vege and more vege, and again more vege. WTF KILL ME. Hahahha.

Everyone super happy with the meal.

Leng Zais 看过来!

I look like Bape in this picture! Muahahaha!

Bape - The one on the left

Not Babe.

无影筷子!!

This is how we show care and concern to our friends.

Eat more la, so skinny!

He kinda enjoys it I suppose.

Mongolia dinner. Look at the amount of freaking lamb!! It's crazy. We were told a lamb leg can only feed 5 people, so we ordered 2 legs. And the lambs were either monsters or they gave us the buttock of the lambs coz the portion is hella lot can!

Yea, lamb legs aside, the vegetables repeat themselves, meals after meals. T_T

Steamboat in Beijing.

Wasnt that good after-all. Should be some shop that is there to cheat tourists' money.

There was this 美食街 in Beijing and we went for a visit.

Guess what the guys ate?!?

Guess guess?

Hint Number 1.

Is it a sausage?

Nope.

Sausages dont have cream-like fillings in them.

Is it a red date?

Nope!!!

It is a *drumroll*

Phucking Lavae Pupae!! WOO HOO!!

All the guys tried em, and there was a left over and the ladies weren't brave enough so we got a African American to finish it for us.

Yo yo u're my homie boy!! Wahahhaha.

Cricketssss!!

Got myself a 新疆 boyfriend on the 美食街. Yay free 肉川 for life!! Wahhahahaha.

Boozeee in the nite.

Cotton candy also!!

Went to another 美食街 in Beijing.

If I'm not mistaken, the one at the left is a lizard, the ones in the middle are seahorses and the last one is some kinda sea snakes.

What the phuck China people eat lizards? Goodness I dont even wanna touch those reptiles with a 10 foot pole let alone eat em!!!

Oh my god!

A-gogo ate a lizard. Gulp.

Kidding. She just wanted to show off the rice on her teeth. Muahahahah (Insider's joke)

Nah, she tried a leg of deep fried scorpion.

You know the scorpions are alive before they deep fry em? Means they are impaled with the wooden splinter ALIVE.

Ouch. As if that is not bad enough, when u order a stick of em, they are flung into a pot of hot oil.

Double ouch. Armitofor.

Then we saw Spongebob and Friends!!

SEE SEE!! Patrick!!!!

This bowl of blood mess sucks. Some kinda kidney dish. Bleah.

Eeyer act 舍么斯文?

Show your true colours!!

Fear Factor anyone?

Maggots in Gao Lat. Huat ar! Lizard Lim proceeded to gobble it up.

Some funny tasting milk.

This is one horrible tasting stuff. I tink it's lamb stomach or cow stomach. What ever it is, it tasted like shit. Literally.

Damn gross lor! Smells like shit, looks like em, and kinda taste like em too! Hahahhaha.

This is how it looks like before cooking.

The Buayas.

Gone in a jifty.

The dish makes Zzz Hong so high. That's his signature horny face by the way. Muahahha.

More food adventures!

My 新疆 boyhwen 肉川 nicer leh!! LOL.

The Horror.

Went to Beijing and Tsing Hua Uni.

Uni where got nice food?

Got monster club, sure got food lar!

Monsters in action.

Sweet potatoes on a cold winter day is shiok one!

I wely 斯文ones. Hahahahha.

Competition for popcorn!!

He not seeing, Eat MORE, MORE MORE!!

Wah jian4 eat till so much, now left so little liao! Chiong ar!

Hahahhaha, she has to hold popcorn, SO I USE 2 HANDS! SEE WHO MORE JIAN!

We ate like 10 ice creams (or more) each, for that 4 days in Beijing. It's crazzieee!

We ate on our way up the Great Wall, down the Great Wall, and on the Great wall.

It's ridiculous LOL.

Shit, didnt upload the pic of me branishing my Yam Ice Cream. Heck, I'm lazy.

That's all folks! I am really really lazy to blog! Perhaps you guys can check back in a mth time, and this blog will be shut down coz I am back in Singapore whahhahah.

A-go-go get well soon so u can a-go-go on Friday! Turn the heat on baby!

Woo Hooo!

Going back to Singapore in less then 3 weeks. Erm. Ok la, mixed feelings. Life is very much stressless over here, being oblivious to the horrible work market in Singapore and spending parents' money (Oops).

But I miss my usual hangouts and company in Singapore. And my bed and my weekend movie marathon khakis and of course my dad and my mum and my bro and cousins. :0

Oh wells, life goes on. :)

Thanks buddy

OOOOoooooh, thanks buddy, u know i still love u even though I asked u to wake up and got someone to do sub reg for me in the end. XD

All the best for your interview, u know you can do it. =)

Morons of the Caribbean

If you are reading this on a Monday morning, stop slacking and go do some work. XD

Came back from a Singaporean event at the Westin. Food was good, some people there were interesting and the hotel lobby rockssss ahahahha.

U guys know about Pirates of the Caribbean?

Whats the big deal about 'em when u haf Morons of the Caribbean at 中远两湾城? Muahahahha.

The accomplice.

Maybeline smudge-proof eyeliner. So boh liao rite use Maybeline to play sumore wor LOL.

They say "世界上没有丑女人,只有懒惰的女人", so XY decided to help me out a little bit.

OMG I ish so excited to be a chio bu! *Sarcastic laughters*

Wee Hee so excited!!!

Damn HIGH ar!

Make-up artist very 认真 ok.

Kan Cheong sia, dont know how it will turn out.

U better say it's nice or I bite u ar!

Kua kua kua, I looked like I just tio punched in the eye can?!?

Realising that the above 俗语 is totally bullcrap and Chio Coco is an absolutely oxy-moronic term, we decided play make up.

Eh, Lizard Lim join in the fun leh!

Muahahahhahaha YESSSSSSS!!

=O

Spastic.

I also very 认真 can?

Fear written all over Lizard Lim's face.

Don't cry la. I noe very chio also no need touched till cry can.

Fwah! I become Chioer!!

Like REAL hahahha.

Ok time for revenge.

Kena bullied.

YT: Eh, is chio one can?

Ta-Da!

Ya rite.

Close-up shot.
Wah so chio, like put fake eyelashes liddis.

U know how not to get caught sleeping in class?

Get your housemate to draw this kinda eyelid for u.

Dont know how to wink?

Fret not!!

Perpetual-open eye helps u get your 马子!!

Draw on a mole to look like some san pat auntie at the wet market u saw that morning bargaining for free spring onions coz she bought 2 sticks of chilli.

Eh ello, my turn liao hor.

Wah piang weh, jia lat la, tze pai si liao ar.

I hate Coco.

Lizard Lim u like first time so sexy can?
Buay tahan I see liao also high.


Muahahhahahah.


Revenge is sweet.
Presenting to you the Morons of the Caribbeannnnnnn @ 中远两湾城！


Moron number 1.
Nickname: 拉比小新

Moron No.2
Nickname: 如花

Wah seh this one ultimate classic. I tink we just ruined any chances with any eligible bachelor. HAHAHAHHAHAH.

OOOooooh, 真的吗？

Ultimate man our expressions. Wahahahah.
Then our 2 housemates decided to join in the fun. Our house is officially filled with Siao people.

But must haf story line one still ok!

The following pictures speak for themselves.

We are so boh liao. LOL

Moron No. 3
Nickname: 一朵花

Moron No. 4
Nickname: Aladin Genie

Now for 全家副!

Eh, before meeting the press must make up nice nice one ok.

Eh, 你在拍我们吗?
Don't 拍la, shy leh.

Chiu is must smoke the eyeliner cap!

Papayas!!

Ooooh, it's 4am now. Great. The great things in life(like sleep) I sacrifice for lame things. Hahahha.

My housemates are going to Xi'an this weekend, and I'm staying around in Shanghai cause I'm not very keen in the TerraCotta Army and the artsy fartsy history of China la. But I think they'll get to see snow there.

Shyok! U guys take care there ok. Xy remember don't cover Lizard Lim with a heavy blanket coz she may appear to be dead and scare the shit out of you. And dont share blanket with her coz she'll complain u're sleeping too close to her the next day. Muahahhaha.

My parents maybeee coming over to visit me this Decemeber and being the oh-so-fantastic itineraryplanner I am, I've no slightest idea where to bring them. Good makan and shopping places to intro anyone?

Ate Da Zha Xie again and I totally love pissing prawns and the fried mee fen wahhahahha. I love fen si OMG!!

Hope I can wake up in time to make bacon and eggs breakfast. XD

Lack of Updatessss

Sorry for the apparant lack of updates, I have to write two 2.5k essays (in Chinese no less) which difficulty level to me is akin to writing a 10k words Tamil essay. Goodness graciousssss.

Recently been to HuangShan and climb like siaooooooooo. Our calf muscles hurted like crazy for the next few days. It's high time for some exercise!!!

Coco(本小姐)has been acquiring new nicknames like Jumpin JellyBean and 罗汉鱼(coz my forehead very kok and shiny), appreciate it sia, especially Lim Wei Qi and Lizard Lim respectively. Hahahhaha.

4D numbers anyone?
Feed me well and I gib chiu 4D numbers. Huat ar!!!

Chanced upon this website that allows u to make funny pictures. So decided to do some stupid stuffs during work using random pics lying around on my desktop.

Sho kewt rite my dad and my mum.

His majesty on a big screen along the streets of Shanghai.

Her majesty used to be a editorial supermodel before she became a housewife and .............

Accumulated this one freaking big lump of spare tyressss.
San Cham Bak anyone?

My brother is popular with ladies cause he likes strawberries. Yikes!!

I said free Strawberries for everyone in the world!!!! 你哪里不爽！ROAR!!!!!

Angelina Jolie secretly loves Tian Jie ( the one in red below).

I swear that friend of mine look like her last time k.

果然 is 女大十八变喔！Wee weet 美女！Next time I go dig out her JC pics k. Kakakkaka. 哟哟哟 u're my bitch! =D

Oooooh I see you went over to Europe to spread the official dance move of 2008, the UPS move!
Woo hooooooo!!

The ang moh thinks you guys are HAWT. Especially the one in red. Look at that expression! Classic. =D

Everybody loves JiaXin.

*Cue cheesy song.* Awwwwww.

Victoria Beckham secretly wishes her haircut to be like ours.

Have u seen her in NTU?
If yes, please hoot her, her GPA is a 5.1 and is a threat to all of us.

LOL.

I noe someone's darkest secret courteousy of Lizard Lim. *Evil Laughters*
Hia hia hiaaaaaa.

Eh 10 years anniversary celebrate where? Can we play block catching not? XD

Chao Ah Lian!! Faster get married leh, I waiting to be ur kid's godmother can?

Chao Ah Lian number 2. Omg my life is filled with Ah Lians!!
Eh Valerie, by the way, do you know that Xy thinks you look like a female version of.......

ZZZZ Hong.
HAhahahaha. Wanna smack somebody? Drop me a msg, I help u clobber her with a trout.

Dao simi dao????

Sorry buddy, this is the only pic I have of you and you happen to look like a housefly.

Muahahahahha.

Hey man u're a superstarrr!!!!

Now for the most unglam pics of all, *drumroll*

Woo hoooooo!!
Hawt. This is so gonna be the official dance move of 2009.

Ok la, she obviously not so unglam la. I go dig glam pics for chiu k.

Ouch. See I sho nice to you leh.
Presenting contestant number 2 to clinch The Unglam Awards.......

Lizard Lim!! Ahahhaha.
TA-DA!!! Leng Lui!!!

*Wolf whistles*
Ta ta ta ta tasty tasty!!

She is so unglam Vogue delicated 1 whole issue to her unglam pictures. Alot alot ar!!

All her fan boys, please contact me for more pictures.

1 picture 1000SGD prease.

Ok la dont say I not nice to you k, I search for ur chio pictures...

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Cannot find any leh.

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Nah! I climb mountain dip in oil to find this picture.

See I so nice to chiu.

Got ang moh an lian you leh! Ur SPG dreams are bout to be fulfilled!!

Hahahha. Ya, I'm bored.

I havent blogged about HuangShan, BeiJing and even HangZhou. Hahahhahah.

Tsk.

The weather in Shanghai is horrible. It's so dry and cold I'm flaking!! Need extra fish flakes on your Takopachi?

Give me a holla!!

Hahahaha. Rites, I shall go complete my essayssss. I'm going back to Singapore soon! How??!?!

Super Human Samuraiii!!

Ok this is completely unplanned and random. I was lazing around bed and Yt came over our room for some fashion parade. That pig decided to wear her belt over her head and that bugger looked like someone from street fighter like:

It's been a long time since we play toopid and cheesy stuff during weekdays so I decided to use my scarf and tie around my head. In an attempt to look like Ryu/Ken, I ended up looking like....

E.Honda. ROAR.

Dont worry that's not me. I'm somewhere around 7/8 his size.
And the retardedness ensue...

Lai lai put bandana nice nice take nice nice pictures hor..

Whey YT u ho liao boh??

ROAR why u block the mirror?!?!?
Wah piang why this foto look damn gay. KNS YT u so happy for what. Sot ar.

Hiak hiak hiak. Supposedly I'm a bandit that is kidnapping Yt. But Yt looks freaking spastic here can?
Don't know why become like she is a flasher and I am a terrorist like that.
Attempt number 1 failed.

Watah!!!
Dont mess with the Coco!

竟敢暗算我！
I ah-du-gen u ar!!!

Eh friend, your face got some 杀气can not?
Where got people ah-du-gen until so happy one?

U wan 杀气？I GIB U 杀气!!

ROARRRRR!!
Classic man our expressions.

Shhhh.. We go steal people's underwear.

Yes we stole alot underwear can bring to cheapo road to sell!!

Dont play play hor, I noe Ultraman pattern also k.

Peh simi peh ar?!

U peh sumore I shoot Fei Biao at you ar!!!

Hia hia hia 你怕了吧！

Yatah!
An attempt to do Chun Li's winning post.
The leaf there is to cover my Zao Geng.

Wahahhahaha. Weeee heee I love doing retarded stuffs.

Nong nong ago nong nong ago post...

The first trip out of Shanghai to Suzhou should have been posted nong nong ago nong ago. But as always, due to sheer laziness + procrastination (It's an effing disease!!) here is the post that is supposedly due 2 months back. Wahahhaha.

Yea! You got the tio dua de feeling not? XD

Exterior of the train. Not bad leh.

Interior of the train.

We want world peace~

同志们，加油！

I tink the trip is a mere 3 hours train ride (If my memory does not fail me) and look at the bloody amount of snacks we brought with us?!

Pee Peet!!

My trustworthy companion. Hot Pink Crocs. Kakakaka.

My orbituary bag!

I rike k!

Hao Lian!

Eh look over here take a pic leh.

Without flash.

With flash.

Ok without flash nicer. Chioer coz cannot see properly. Hahahhaha.

I went to recee the toilet. Not bad wor, big enough to 自拍 can?

Clean without shit!! Lucky k. Our train ride from Beijing to Mongolia, the toilet is zai one lor. My friend said the shit apparently is pilled up so high, when u squat down, your ass will touch the shit!! Zai anot!!?!?!

China people wipe ass liao dont throw down the toilet bowl one. They throw in the dustbin. God knows how many zillion kinds of urine have I smelt before here in China.

It is pretty obvious that food makes us a lil cranky. Food morphs us into monstersssss!!!!

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MORPHING IN PROGRESS!

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ROAR KUA SIMI KUA!!!!!!!

Ok Zen again liaos.

SuZhou station. Yay reached le.

We reached in the night.

Cool ar the unker. He chit chat on the rooftop leh!!

This one is like bath room got suana la, massage la. We wanted to try leh, den the dude at the door told us 女人不方便。@!#@$!@$ Kanasai!! Guys so shiok, I also wanna be guy next time leh!

SuZhou KTV. The interior ups leh!!

Nice right? Sumore the service crews are in Paraoh uniforms wor.

Apparently they dont have enough space, hence we went on our journey.

We went to some place for dinner.Xy looks wery wery happy with her choice of noodles.

"That is because I build lots of good karma in my last life by being Mother Peh." LOL.

I obviously wasn't very pleased given my spastic face.

Yt abit stumped at her noodles.

Kns why does it look like................

Stuff they dig up from the langkau?!?

Being poorly paid interns, we did not book a hotel at all, so we went to sleep at a OVERNIGHT KTV.

I tink the drainage-noodles are messing with our brains.

KTV =D

XY died halfway through the KTV. She just plonked there flat from 3am with her pipi(damn smelly can?!) LOL.

Of coz me and hero Yt continue to sing until 5am. We were so damn shagged the next day. T_T

5++am on the streets of Suzhou. We decided we needed some rest so we tried to navigate our way to the nearest Youth Hostel.

After much means to locate the Youth Hostel, it is *gasp* fully booked. Kua kua kua. So we nua-ed around and saw something like a water town that YT lovessss.

Potential suitors/geeks please take note of where to bring her for honeymoon. Kthx.

Her happiness is infectious. And she likes to ka3 my you2. =D

娘娘夹道!

TMD dis niang niang sibeh heavy. *%&%&$^&!

荣嬷嬷夹道!Very tired so started stoning again.

Suddenly, it's as if god heard our prayers, a cafe near us opened!! Wooooo hooooo!

There is big, squishy, cutsy and juicy( like someone's ahem kakaka) sofas and a cute waiter to boot!!

So we just plonked our ass there and slept.

FOR 2 DAMN HOURS WITHOUT ORDERING ANYTHING.

Hahahahah. Sibeh paiseh. So before leaving we ke siao ke siao order something to eat lor.

Interior of the place. Nice leh.

After breakfast we setted off again to some temple.

你爱我....

还是她???Now I become 娘娘! 奴婢掌嘴!! ROAR!

After that we took trishaw to another destination. I tink the uncle suay lor. Fetch 2 human beings and 1 slab of pork. Hahahhaha.

Ah Lian must act cool one.

Obviously super seh to know what is happening.

Blur pictures look nicest coz cannot see face. =D

Our next destination. If u look closely at the bottom of the pic, you see someone trying to molest me again. LOL.

We very guai go read the stories.

And started climbing and climbing and climbing...

View from the top.It's a bird, It's a plane! No it's...................

A bunch of phucking birds la!!

XY :" You better sweep the floor or I flick my pee sai at u"

My housemates are psuedo witches.

Act Zen.

Then we had Shen Jian for lunch again. Shiok!!

My housemate make for me one. Cute not???!? =D