Update 2

The Emo Band. Neh, trying to push the toopid table la.

Lunch was at some restaurant, total bill came up to only 6 SGD. Had quite alot of food. But the Beancurd drink(Tao huey jui) here sucks!!! It is salty leh!!!!! Salty Tau Huey Jui wtfbbq!!!!!!
It's so bad we played Zhong Ji Mi Ma with that shit.


The gang went out after lunch while i went home to emo myself. Kakakaka. Bought White Grape Chardonnay. Song ar!!!!!!! It's like 1 SGD lor! Zomg alcohol heavennnn!!

Dont Mess with the Zohan for 1 SGD again. Kakakakkakaka WOOTS.
Somehow in China, when u request for DVD titles, you hafta speak in Mandarin lehs. Of course we don't know the Chinese Titles so we came up with silly requests like:

Ghost Whisperer: 鬼说悄悄话
Dont Mess With the Zohan: 不要根作汉玩玩

Sorry. We are just ... Bored. XD


Took the train again. The main focus is of course not Yiting. The main focus is the armpit beside. Unshaved, uncool and obviously un-sexay. T_T Lols.

This is how packed a normal train ride is. If I become thinner after this China trip, the only reason I can come up with is that my fats get compressed during daily train rides.

Today I was standing so near this dude, I could've licked his neck should I stick out my tongue. *Grossed out* Wanted to take a pic, but I scared the dude will clobber my head like a baby seal. T_T

Duck Tongues.
The guys ordered it and we took one of em. Yiting french-ing a duck. T_T

Duck Tongue totally tasted like. Crap. I was expecting it to taste somewhat like abalone(dreaming) but I was horrendously wrong. It tasted like rubber with bits of bones in between. Crap.

Look at the bloody amount of rice with respect to XY's fist?!?Cuttlefish. Zhun Boh? Why does it look like rat? Cuttlefish 1 tentacle nia meh? Bullshittt.Dont you think the Bao at the top looks like.....

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I wun look at the baos the same way again LOL
More Xiao Yang Shen Jian!! Totally rocks. But XY has doubts of whether the meat inside the bao is cat meat. T_T

Nia mind, what you dont know dont harm u. So I'm still eating em'. XD

More and more egg tarts! Taking bets for how many KG I'll gain.

Choice 1: U'll lose weight ( Bet $1 pay $10 Mil)
Choice 2: U'll stay the same ( Bet $1 pay $1 Mil)
Choice 3: U confirm grow fat one lo! ( Bet $1 pay me $2 if it happens)

I miss Singapore's Balls. T_TMy kiapped 3rd finger. Rabbit meat.Dog meat. Yiting is spoilt for choice, dunoe whether rabbit or dog taste nicer.

The guys came over for beer after dinner.

Guess who K.O first? Not me....
Not YT....
Not XY....
But....






ZEE HONG!!!!!

What u want? ROAR!! Sibeh chui lo! He drank like 1 cup. Sumore he used to be commando. Wah piang!!

Bleauh!!!Ta-Da ok liao!!!!! Damage for the day. Total damage to wallets : $6 SGD splitted among 8 people. Yippies!!!! Alcohol heavennnnnnn!!!

It's not the person. It's the photographer. Yiting thank me now. =D

Unglam pics for the day!!!

Dont cha wish ur girlfriend was hot like her? *Pukes*
Unker showing off his acrobats.

We went this shopping mall and a convo went like this:

Male: *Points to someone zhao geng* and whispered something to his gf.

Gf(screaming): WHY U GO AND SEE PEOPLE'S UNDERWEAR?

Male: *Proceeds to slap his gf*

WHOA! It's like ur bf telling u he visited Geylang yesterday and slapping you when u chide him. Classic. LOLS.

Dunoe is the guy toopid or toopid. Ownself high can liao what, tell ur gf for phuck? Kakakka.

干碑!!!