Nong nong ago nong nong ago post...

The first trip out of Shanghai to Suzhou should have been posted nong nong ago nong ago. But as always, due to sheer laziness + procrastination (It's an effing disease!!) here is the post that is supposedly due 2 months back. Wahahhaha.

Yea! You got the tio dua de feeling not? XD

Exterior of the train. Not bad leh.

Interior of the train.

We want world peace~

同志们，加油！

I tink the trip is a mere 3 hours train ride (If my memory does not fail me) and look at the bloody amount of snacks we brought with us?!

Pee Peet!!

My trustworthy companion. Hot Pink Crocs. Kakakaka.

My orbituary bag!

I rike k!

Hao Lian!

Eh look over here take a pic leh.

Without flash.

With flash.

Ok without flash nicer. Chioer coz cannot see properly. Hahahhaha.

I went to recee the toilet. Not bad wor, big enough to 自拍 can?

Clean without shit!! Lucky k. Our train ride from Beijing to Mongolia, the toilet is zai one lor. My friend said the shit apparently is pilled up so high, when u squat down, your ass will touch the shit!! Zai anot!!?!?!

China people wipe ass liao dont throw down the toilet bowl one. They throw in the dustbin. God knows how many zillion kinds of urine have I smelt before here in China.

It is pretty obvious that food makes us a lil cranky. Food morphs us into monstersssss!!!!

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MORPHING IN PROGRESS!

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ROAR KUA SIMI KUA!!!!!!!

Ok Zen again liaos.

SuZhou station. Yay reached le.

We reached in the night.

Cool ar the unker. He chit chat on the rooftop leh!!

This one is like bath room got suana la, massage la. We wanted to try leh, den the dude at the door told us 女人不方便。@!#@$!@$ Kanasai!! Guys so shiok, I also wanna be guy next time leh!

SuZhou KTV. The interior ups leh!!

Nice right? Sumore the service crews are in Paraoh uniforms wor.

Apparently they dont have enough space, hence we went on our journey.

We went to some place for dinner.Xy looks wery wery happy with her choice of noodles.

"That is because I build lots of good karma in my last life by being Mother Peh." LOL.

I obviously wasn't very pleased given my spastic face.

Yt abit stumped at her noodles.

Kns why does it look like................

Stuff they dig up from the langkau?!?

Being poorly paid interns, we did not book a hotel at all, so we went to sleep at a OVERNIGHT KTV.

I tink the drainage-noodles are messing with our brains.

KTV =D

XY died halfway through the KTV. She just plonked there flat from 3am with her pipi(damn smelly can?!) LOL.

Of coz me and hero Yt continue to sing until 5am. We were so damn shagged the next day. T_T

5++am on the streets of Suzhou. We decided we needed some rest so we tried to navigate our way to the nearest Youth Hostel.

After much means to locate the Youth Hostel, it is *gasp* fully booked. Kua kua kua. So we nua-ed around and saw something like a water town that YT lovessss.

Potential suitors/geeks please take note of where to bring her for honeymoon. Kthx.

Her happiness is infectious. And she likes to ka3 my you2. =D

娘娘夹道!

TMD dis niang niang sibeh heavy. *%&%&$^&!

荣嬷嬷夹道!Very tired so started stoning again.

Suddenly, it's as if god heard our prayers, a cafe near us opened!! Wooooo hooooo!

There is big, squishy, cutsy and juicy( like someone's ahem kakaka) sofas and a cute waiter to boot!!

So we just plonked our ass there and slept.

FOR 2 DAMN HOURS WITHOUT ORDERING ANYTHING.

Hahahahah. Sibeh paiseh. So before leaving we ke siao ke siao order something to eat lor.

Interior of the place. Nice leh.

After breakfast we setted off again to some temple.

你爱我....

还是她???Now I become 娘娘! 奴婢掌嘴!! ROAR!

After that we took trishaw to another destination. I tink the uncle suay lor. Fetch 2 human beings and 1 slab of pork. Hahahhaha.

Ah Lian must act cool one.

Obviously super seh to know what is happening.

Blur pictures look nicest coz cannot see face. =D

Our next destination. If u look closely at the bottom of the pic, you see someone trying to molest me again. LOL.

We very guai go read the stories.

And started climbing and climbing and climbing...

View from the top.It's a bird, It's a plane! No it's...................

A bunch of phucking birds la!!

XY :" You better sweep the floor or I flick my pee sai at u"

My housemates are psuedo witches.

Act Zen.

Then we had Shen Jian for lunch again. Shiok!!

My housemate make for me one. Cute not???!? =D