Thanks buddy

OOOOoooooh, thanks buddy, u know i still love u even though I asked u to wake up and got someone to do sub reg for me in the end. XD

All the best for your interview, u know you can do it. =)

Morons of the Caribbean

If you are reading this on a Monday morning, stop slacking and go do some work. XD

Came back from a Singaporean event at the Westin. Food was good, some people there were interesting and the hotel lobby rockssss ahahahha.

U guys know about Pirates of the Caribbean?

Whats the big deal about 'em when u haf Morons of the Caribbean at 中远两湾城? Muahahahha.

The accomplice.

Maybeline smudge-proof eyeliner. So boh liao rite use Maybeline to play sumore wor LOL.

They say "世界上没有丑女人,只有懒惰的女人", so XY decided to help me out a little bit.

OMG I ish so excited to be a chio bu! *Sarcastic laughters*

Wee Hee so excited!!!

Damn HIGH ar!

Make-up artist very 认真 ok.

Kan Cheong sia, dont know how it will turn out.

U better say it's nice or I bite u ar!

Kua kua kua, I looked like I just tio punched in the eye can?!?

Realising that the above 俗语 is totally bullcrap and Chio Coco is an absolutely oxy-moronic term, we decided play make up.

Eh, Lizard Lim join in the fun leh!

Muahahahhahaha YESSSSSSS!!

=O

Spastic.

I also very 认真 can?

Fear written all over Lizard Lim's face.

Don't cry la. I noe very chio also no need touched till cry can.

Fwah! I become Chioer!!

Like REAL hahahha.

Ok time for revenge.

Kena bullied.

YT: Eh, is chio one can?

Ta-Da!

Ya rite.

Close-up shot.
Wah so chio, like put fake eyelashes liddis.

U know how not to get caught sleeping in class?

Get your housemate to draw this kinda eyelid for u.

Dont know how to wink?

Fret not!!

Perpetual-open eye helps u get your 马子!!

Draw on a mole to look like some san pat auntie at the wet market u saw that morning bargaining for free spring onions coz she bought 2 sticks of chilli.

Eh ello, my turn liao hor.

Wah piang weh, jia lat la, tze pai si liao ar.

I hate Coco.

Lizard Lim u like first time so sexy can?
Buay tahan I see liao also high.


Muahahhahahah.


Revenge is sweet.
Presenting to you the Morons of the Caribbeannnnnnn @ 中远两湾城！


Moron number 1.
Nickname: 拉比小新

Moron No.2
Nickname: 如花

Wah seh this one ultimate classic. I tink we just ruined any chances with any eligible bachelor. HAHAHAHHAHAH.

OOOooooh, 真的吗？

Ultimate man our expressions. Wahahahah.
Then our 2 housemates decided to join in the fun. Our house is officially filled with Siao people.

But must haf story line one still ok!

The following pictures speak for themselves.

We are so boh liao. LOL

Moron No. 3
Nickname: 一朵花

Moron No. 4
Nickname: Aladin Genie

Now for 全家副!

Eh, before meeting the press must make up nice nice one ok.

Eh, 你在拍我们吗?
Don't 拍la, shy leh.

Chiu is must smoke the eyeliner cap!

Papayas!!

Ooooh, it's 4am now. Great. The great things in life(like sleep) I sacrifice for lame things. Hahahha.

My housemates are going to Xi'an this weekend, and I'm staying around in Shanghai cause I'm not very keen in the TerraCotta Army and the artsy fartsy history of China la. But I think they'll get to see snow there.

Shyok! U guys take care there ok. Xy remember don't cover Lizard Lim with a heavy blanket coz she may appear to be dead and scare the shit out of you. And dont share blanket with her coz she'll complain u're sleeping too close to her the next day. Muahahhaha.

My parents maybeee coming over to visit me this Decemeber and being the oh-so-fantastic itineraryplanner I am, I've no slightest idea where to bring them. Good makan and shopping places to intro anyone?

Ate Da Zha Xie again and I totally love pissing prawns and the fried mee fen wahhahahha. I love fen si OMG!!

Hope I can wake up in time to make bacon and eggs breakfast. XD

Lack of Updatessss

Sorry for the apparant lack of updates, I have to write two 2.5k essays (in Chinese no less) which difficulty level to me is akin to writing a 10k words Tamil essay. Goodness graciousssss.

Recently been to HuangShan and climb like siaooooooooo. Our calf muscles hurted like crazy for the next few days. It's high time for some exercise!!!

Coco(本小姐)has been acquiring new nicknames like Jumpin JellyBean and 罗汉鱼(coz my forehead very kok and shiny), appreciate it sia, especially Lim Wei Qi and Lizard Lim respectively. Hahahhaha.

4D numbers anyone?
Feed me well and I gib chiu 4D numbers. Huat ar!!!

Chanced upon this website that allows u to make funny pictures. So decided to do some stupid stuffs during work using random pics lying around on my desktop.

Sho kewt rite my dad and my mum.

His majesty on a big screen along the streets of Shanghai.

Her majesty used to be a editorial supermodel before she became a housewife and .............

Accumulated this one freaking big lump of spare tyressss.
San Cham Bak anyone?

My brother is popular with ladies cause he likes strawberries. Yikes!!

I said free Strawberries for everyone in the world!!!! 你哪里不爽！ROAR!!!!!

Angelina Jolie secretly loves Tian Jie ( the one in red below).

I swear that friend of mine look like her last time k.

果然 is 女大十八变喔！Wee weet 美女！Next time I go dig out her JC pics k. Kakakkaka. 哟哟哟 u're my bitch! =D

Oooooh I see you went over to Europe to spread the official dance move of 2008, the UPS move!
Woo hooooooo!!

The ang moh thinks you guys are HAWT. Especially the one in red. Look at that expression! Classic. =D

Everybody loves JiaXin.

*Cue cheesy song.* Awwwwww.

Victoria Beckham secretly wishes her haircut to be like ours.

Have u seen her in NTU?
If yes, please hoot her, her GPA is a 5.1 and is a threat to all of us.

LOL.

I noe someone's darkest secret courteousy of Lizard Lim. *Evil Laughters*
Hia hia hiaaaaaa.

Eh 10 years anniversary celebrate where? Can we play block catching not? XD

Chao Ah Lian!! Faster get married leh, I waiting to be ur kid's godmother can?

Chao Ah Lian number 2. Omg my life is filled with Ah Lians!!
Eh Valerie, by the way, do you know that Xy thinks you look like a female version of.......

ZZZZ Hong.
HAhahahaha. Wanna smack somebody? Drop me a msg, I help u clobber her with a trout.

Dao simi dao????

Sorry buddy, this is the only pic I have of you and you happen to look like a housefly.

Muahahahahha.

Hey man u're a superstarrr!!!!

Now for the most unglam pics of all, *drumroll*

Woo hoooooo!!
Hawt. This is so gonna be the official dance move of 2009.

Ok la, she obviously not so unglam la. I go dig glam pics for chiu k.

Ouch. See I sho nice to you leh.
Presenting contestant number 2 to clinch The Unglam Awards.......

Lizard Lim!! Ahahhaha.
TA-DA!!! Leng Lui!!!

*Wolf whistles*
Ta ta ta ta tasty tasty!!

She is so unglam Vogue delicated 1 whole issue to her unglam pictures. Alot alot ar!!

All her fan boys, please contact me for more pictures.

1 picture 1000SGD prease.

Ok la dont say I not nice to you k, I search for ur chio pictures...

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Cannot find any leh.

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Nah! I climb mountain dip in oil to find this picture.

See I so nice to chiu.

Got ang moh an lian you leh! Ur SPG dreams are bout to be fulfilled!!

Hahahha. Ya, I'm bored.

I havent blogged about HuangShan, BeiJing and even HangZhou. Hahahhahah.

Tsk.

The weather in Shanghai is horrible. It's so dry and cold I'm flaking!! Need extra fish flakes on your Takopachi?

Give me a holla!!

Hahahaha. Rites, I shall go complete my essayssss. I'm going back to Singapore soon! How??!?!