Morons of the Caribbean

If you are reading this on a Monday morning, stop slacking and go do some work. XD

Came back from a Singaporean event at the Westin. Food was good, some people there were interesting and the hotel lobby rockssss ahahahha.

U guys know about Pirates of the Caribbean?

Whats the big deal about 'em when u haf Morons of the Caribbean at 中远两湾城? Muahahahha.

The accomplice.

Maybeline smudge-proof eyeliner. So boh liao rite use Maybeline to play sumore wor LOL.

They say "世界上没有丑女人,只有懒惰的女人", so XY decided to help me out a little bit.

OMG I ish so excited to be a chio bu! *Sarcastic laughters*

Wee Hee so excited!!!

Damn HIGH ar!

Make-up artist very 认真 ok.

Kan Cheong sia, dont know how it will turn out.

U better say it's nice or I bite u ar!

Kua kua kua, I looked like I just tio punched in the eye can?!?

Realising that the above 俗语 is totally bullcrap and Chio Coco is an absolutely oxy-moronic term, we decided play make up.

Eh, Lizard Lim join in the fun leh!

Muahahahhahaha YESSSSSSS!!

=O

Spastic.

I also very 认真 can?

Fear written all over Lizard Lim's face.

Don't cry la. I noe very chio also no need touched till cry can.

Fwah! I become Chioer!!

Like REAL hahahha.

Ok time for revenge.

Kena bullied.

YT: Eh, is chio one can?

Ta-Da!

Ya rite.

Close-up shot.
Wah so chio, like put fake eyelashes liddis.

U know how not to get caught sleeping in class?

Get your housemate to draw this kinda eyelid for u.

Dont know how to wink?

Fret not!!

Perpetual-open eye helps u get your 马子!!

Draw on a mole to look like some san pat auntie at the wet market u saw that morning bargaining for free spring onions coz she bought 2 sticks of chilli.

Eh ello, my turn liao hor.

Wah piang weh, jia lat la, tze pai si liao ar.

I hate Coco.

Lizard Lim u like first time so sexy can?
Buay tahan I see liao also high.


Muahahhahahah.


Revenge is sweet.
Presenting to you the Morons of the Caribbeannnnnnn @ 中远两湾城！


Moron number 1.
Nickname: 拉比小新

Moron No.2
Nickname: 如花

Wah seh this one ultimate classic. I tink we just ruined any chances with any eligible bachelor. HAHAHAHHAHAH.

OOOooooh, 真的吗？

Ultimate man our expressions. Wahahahah.
Then our 2 housemates decided to join in the fun. Our house is officially filled with Siao people.

But must haf story line one still ok!

The following pictures speak for themselves.

We are so boh liao. LOL

Moron No. 3
Nickname: 一朵花

Moron No. 4
Nickname: Aladin Genie

Now for 全家副!

Eh, before meeting the press must make up nice nice one ok.

Eh, 你在拍我们吗?
Don't 拍la, shy leh.

Chiu is must smoke the eyeliner cap!

Papayas!!

Ooooh, it's 4am now. Great. The great things in life(like sleep) I sacrifice for lame things. Hahahha.

My housemates are going to Xi'an this weekend, and I'm staying around in Shanghai cause I'm not very keen in the TerraCotta Army and the artsy fartsy history of China la. But I think they'll get to see snow there.

Shyok! U guys take care there ok. Xy remember don't cover Lizard Lim with a heavy blanket coz she may appear to be dead and scare the shit out of you. And dont share blanket with her coz she'll complain u're sleeping too close to her the next day. Muahahhaha.

My parents maybeee coming over to visit me this Decemeber and being the oh-so-fantastic itineraryplanner I am, I've no slightest idea where to bring them. Good makan and shopping places to intro anyone?

Ate Da Zha Xie again and I totally love pissing prawns and the fried mee fen wahhahahha. I love fen si OMG!!

Hope I can wake up in time to make bacon and eggs breakfast. XD