Eating Monstersss

Ok this is a post dedicated to Yiting.

Happy anot buddy?
Ahahhaha, just kidding. It's a post dedicated to eating, not chiu. Awwwwww. Dont sad ok i gib u zut. Muahahhaha.

I am sooooooo lazy to blog. How can someone earn a living from blogging?

Oh my freaking god, uploading pictures and shifting them around makes me crazy. So I'll let pictures do the talking for this entry. Loads of pictures are not tilted properly, so aiyah just tilt ur lap top la. LOL.

This is bout our Beijing trip. I am gonna blog about certain portions of it only cause I believe we have close to 500 pics and if I blog all of them, it's time for Armageddon of Earth.

We went Beijing for around 4 days, then went over to Inner Mongolia. It was good. :)

Beijing is damn cold! I like this pic coz my double chin is covered by my scarf. Hip hip hurray!! LOL.

Being the only 2 ladies on the trip, this is what happen when you other female companion goes to the washroom. ROAR. 我的命好苦啊! LOL.

Oops, upload sequence wrong, so u get to see our Mongolia pics first.

Steamboat at the last day of the Mongolia trip. This was seriously good.

We had the same damn food in Mongolia for 5 days I swear I'd rather eat grass if it continues.

5 days of lamb soup, vege stir fried with lamb, water blanched vege and more vege, and again more vege. WTF KILL ME. Hahahha.

Everyone super happy with the meal.

Leng Zais 看过来!

I look like Bape in this picture! Muahahaha!

Bape - The one on the left

Not Babe.

无影筷子!!

This is how we show care and concern to our friends.

Eat more la, so skinny!

He kinda enjoys it I suppose.

Mongolia dinner. Look at the amount of freaking lamb!! It's crazy. We were told a lamb leg can only feed 5 people, so we ordered 2 legs. And the lambs were either monsters or they gave us the buttock of the lambs coz the portion is hella lot can!

Yea, lamb legs aside, the vegetables repeat themselves, meals after meals. T_T

Steamboat in Beijing.

Wasnt that good after-all. Should be some shop that is there to cheat tourists' money.

There was this 美食街 in Beijing and we went for a visit.

Guess what the guys ate?!?

Guess guess?

Hint Number 1.

Is it a sausage?

Nope.

Sausages dont have cream-like fillings in them.

Is it a red date?

Nope!!!

It is a *drumroll*

Phucking Lavae Pupae!! WOO HOO!!

All the guys tried em, and there was a left over and the ladies weren't brave enough so we got a African American to finish it for us.

Yo yo u're my homie boy!! Wahahhaha.

Cricketssss!!

Got myself a 新疆 boyfriend on the 美食街. Yay free 肉川 for life!! Wahhahahaha.

Boozeee in the nite.

Cotton candy also!!

Went to another 美食街 in Beijing.

If I'm not mistaken, the one at the left is a lizard, the ones in the middle are seahorses and the last one is some kinda sea snakes.

What the phuck China people eat lizards? Goodness I dont even wanna touch those reptiles with a 10 foot pole let alone eat em!!!

Oh my god!

A-gogo ate a lizard. Gulp.

Kidding. She just wanted to show off the rice on her teeth. Muahahahah (Insider's joke)

Nah, she tried a leg of deep fried scorpion.

You know the scorpions are alive before they deep fry em? Means they are impaled with the wooden splinter ALIVE.

Ouch. As if that is not bad enough, when u order a stick of em, they are flung into a pot of hot oil.

Double ouch. Armitofor.

Then we saw Spongebob and Friends!!

SEE SEE!! Patrick!!!!

This bowl of blood mess sucks. Some kinda kidney dish. Bleah.

Eeyer act 舍么斯文?

Show your true colours!!

Fear Factor anyone?

Maggots in Gao Lat. Huat ar! Lizard Lim proceeded to gobble it up.

Some funny tasting milk.

This is one horrible tasting stuff. I tink it's lamb stomach or cow stomach. What ever it is, it tasted like shit. Literally.

Damn gross lor! Smells like shit, looks like em, and kinda taste like em too! Hahahhaha.

This is how it looks like before cooking.

The Buayas.

Gone in a jifty.

The dish makes Zzz Hong so high. That's his signature horny face by the way. Muahahha.

More food adventures!

My 新疆 boyhwen 肉川 nicer leh!! LOL.

The Horror.

Went to Beijing and Tsing Hua Uni.

Uni where got nice food?

Got monster club, sure got food lar!

Monsters in action.

Sweet potatoes on a cold winter day is shiok one!

I wely 斯文ones. Hahahahha.

Competition for popcorn!!

He not seeing, Eat MORE, MORE MORE!!

Wah jian4 eat till so much, now left so little liao! Chiong ar!

Hahahhaha, she has to hold popcorn, SO I USE 2 HANDS! SEE WHO MORE JIAN!

We ate like 10 ice creams (or more) each, for that 4 days in Beijing. It's crazzieee!

We ate on our way up the Great Wall, down the Great Wall, and on the Great wall.

It's ridiculous LOL.

Shit, didnt upload the pic of me branishing my Yam Ice Cream. Heck, I'm lazy.

That's all folks! I am really really lazy to blog! Perhaps you guys can check back in a mth time, and this blog will be shut down coz I am back in Singapore whahhahah.

A-go-go get well soon so u can a-go-go on Friday! Turn the heat on baby!

Woo Hooo!

Going back to Singapore in less then 3 weeks. Erm. Ok la, mixed feelings. Life is very much stressless over here, being oblivious to the horrible work market in Singapore and spending parents' money (Oops).

But I miss my usual hangouts and company in Singapore. And my bed and my weekend movie marathon khakis and of course my dad and my mum and my bro and cousins. :0

Oh wells, life goes on. :)