I wanna be a RockStar!!!!!!!

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2008-12-28T08:42:00.000-08:00

Well, let's make this the last post of this blog.

Oh yes, Coco is back, tell a friend! Hahahhah. Cheesy. Yea, I survived the 6 mths in China, back in sunny lil Singapore, and oh boy, it's damn warm la.

I am in my bedroom full blast aircon at 18 degrees typing this entry.

Eh, it seems a lil wierd to be back. When I set foot in the arrival hall and saw my family I dont know wad to do la. Kakakakaka.

It's 12.50am now and it feel weird not to have friends using their comps around me too. Awwwwwww, I miss some irritating people singing around me.

Suddenly my house toilets and bedroom seems very foreign and my mum has been cleaning my bed room diligently since I left 6 months ago. So nice.

Erm, I am at a loss of what to type for this entry. So much for the last post of this blog huh? Hahahha.

I dont wan be cliche and thank everyone that made my stay in Shanghai much more fun la, but u ownself noe who u guys are okayyyyyyy. =)

As usual, I am not someone who put my thoughts down well coz I am feeling alil messy at this point in time. Perhaps when I am less messed up and adapted to the momentum of living in Sg again den shall I edit this entry. ( Dont pin ur hopes too high okay, given my laziness I'll never edit this post :))

LOL. Kuddos people, cheers to life. Liven La' Vida Loca. I love u peopleeeeeeeeeee

Eating Monstersss

2008-12-09T19:08:00.000-08:00

Ok this is a post dedicated to Yiting.

Happy anot buddy?
Ahahhaha, just kidding. It's a post dedicated to eating, not chiu. Awwwwww. Dont sad ok i gib u zut. Muahahhaha.

I am sooooooo lazy to blog. How can someone earn a living from blogging?

Oh my freaking god, uploading pictures and shifting them around makes me crazy. So I'll let pictures do the talking for this entry. Loads of pictures are not tilted properly, so aiyah just tilt ur lap top la. LOL.

This is bout our Beijing trip. I am gonna blog about certain portions of it only cause I believe we have close to 500 pics and if I blog all of them, it's time for Armageddon of Earth.

We went Beijing for around 4 days, then went over to Inner Mongolia. It was good. :)

Beijing is damn cold! I like this pic coz my double chin is covered by my scarf. Hip hip hurray!! LOL.

Being the only 2 ladies on the trip, this is what happen when you other female companion goes to the washroom. ROAR. 我的命好苦啊! LOL.

Oops, upload sequence wrong, so u get to see our Mongolia pics first.

Steamboat at the last day of the Mongolia trip. This was seriously good.

We had the same damn food in Mongolia for 5 days I swear I'd rather eat grass if it continues.

5 days of lamb soup, vege stir fried with lamb, water blanched vege and more vege, and again more vege. WTF KILL ME. Hahahha.

Everyone super happy with the meal.

Leng Zais 看过来!

I look like Bape in this picture! Muahahaha!

Bape - The one on the left

Not Babe.

无影筷子!!

This is how we show care and concern to our friends.

Eat more la, so skinny!

He kinda enjoys it I suppose.

Mongolia dinner. Look at the amount of freaking lamb!! It's crazy. We were told a lamb leg can only feed 5 people, so we ordered 2 legs. And the lambs were either monsters or they gave us the buttock of the lambs coz the portion is hella lot can!

Yea, lamb legs aside, the vegetables repeat themselves, meals after meals. T_T

Steamboat in Beijing.

Wasnt that good after-all. Should be some shop that is there to cheat tourists' money.

There was this 美食街 in Beijing and we went for a visit.

Guess what the guys ate?!?

Guess guess?

Hint Number 1.

Is it a sausage?

Nope.

Sausages dont have cream-like fillings in them.

Is it a red date?

Nope!!!

It is a *drumroll*

Phucking Lavae Pupae!! WOO HOO!!

All the guys tried em, and there was a left over and the ladies weren't brave enough so we got a African American to finish it for us.

Yo yo u're my homie boy!! Wahahhaha.

Cricketssss!!

Got myself a 新疆 boyfriend on the 美食街. Yay free 肉川 for life!! Wahhahahaha.

Boozeee in the nite.

Cotton candy also!!

Went to another 美食街 in Beijing.

If I'm not mistaken, the one at the left is a lizard, the ones in the middle are seahorses and the last one is some kinda sea snakes.

What the phuck China people eat lizards? Goodness I dont even wanna touch those reptiles with a 10 foot pole let alone eat em!!!

Oh my god!

A-gogo ate a lizard. Gulp.

Kidding. She just wanted to show off the rice on her teeth. Muahahahah (Insider's joke)

Nah, she tried a leg of deep fried scorpion.

You know the scorpions are alive before they deep fry em? Means they are impaled with the wooden splinter ALIVE.

Ouch. As if that is not bad enough, when u order a stick of em, they are flung into a pot of hot oil.

Double ouch. Armitofor.

Then we saw Spongebob and Friends!!

SEE SEE!! Patrick!!!!

This bowl of blood mess sucks. Some kinda kidney dish. Bleah.

Eeyer act 舍么斯文?

Show your true colours!!

Fear Factor anyone?

Maggots in Gao Lat. Huat ar! Lizard Lim proceeded to gobble it up.

Some funny tasting milk.

This is one horrible tasting stuff. I tink it's lamb stomach or cow stomach. What ever it is, it tasted like shit. Literally.

Damn gross lor! Smells like shit, looks like em, and kinda taste like em too! Hahahhaha.

This is how it looks like before cooking.

The Buayas.

Gone in a jifty.

The dish makes Zzz Hong so high. That's his signature horny face by the way. Muahahha.

More food adventures!

My 新疆 boyhwen 肉川 nicer leh!! LOL.

The Horror.

Went to Beijing and Tsing Hua Uni.

Uni where got nice food?

Got monster club, sure got food lar!

Monsters in action.

Sweet potatoes on a cold winter day is shiok one!

I wely 斯文ones. Hahahahha.

Competition for popcorn!!

He not seeing, Eat MORE, MORE MORE!!

Wah jian4 eat till so much, now left so little liao! Chiong ar!

Hahahhaha, she has to hold popcorn, SO I USE 2 HANDS! SEE WHO MORE JIAN!

We ate like 10 ice creams (or more) each, for that 4 days in Beijing. It's crazzieee!

We ate on our way up the Great Wall, down the Great Wall, and on the Great wall.

It's ridiculous LOL.

Shit, didnt upload the pic of me branishing my Yam Ice Cream. Heck, I'm lazy.

That's all folks! I am really really lazy to blog! Perhaps you guys can check back in a mth time, and this blog will be shut down coz I am back in Singapore whahhahah.

A-go-go get well soon so u can a-go-go on Friday! Turn the heat on baby!

Woo Hooo!

Going back to Singapore in less then 3 weeks. Erm. Ok la, mixed feelings. Life is very much stressless over here, being oblivious to the horrible work market in Singapore and spending parents' money (Oops).

But I miss my usual hangouts and company in Singapore. And my bed and my weekend movie marathon khakis and of course my dad and my mum and my bro and cousins. :0

Oh wells, life goes on. :)

Thanks buddy

2008-11-30T22:11:00.000-08:00

OOOOoooooh, thanks buddy, u know i still love u even though I asked u to wake up and got someone to do sub reg for me in the end. XD

All the best for your interview, u know you can do it. =)

Morons of the Caribbean

2008-11-23T05:41:00.000-08:00

If you are reading this on a Monday morning, stop slacking and go do some work. XD

Came back from a Singaporean event at the Westin. Food was good, some people there were interesting and the hotel lobby rockssss ahahahha.

U guys know about Pirates of the Caribbean?

Whats the big deal about 'em when u haf Morons of the Caribbean at 中远两湾城? Muahahahha.

The accomplice.

Maybeline smudge-proof eyeliner. So boh liao rite use Maybeline to play sumore wor LOL.

They say "世界上没有丑女人,只有懒惰的女人", so XY decided to help me out a little bit.

OMG I ish so excited to be a chio bu! *Sarcastic laughters*

Wee Hee so excited!!!

Damn HIGH ar!

Make-up artist very 认真 ok.

Kan Cheong sia, dont know how it will turn out.

U better say it's nice or I bite u ar!

Kua kua kua, I looked like I just tio punched in the eye can?!?

Realising that the above 俗语 is totally bullcrap and Chio Coco is an absolutely oxy-moronic term, we decided play make up.

Eh, Lizard Lim join in the fun leh!

Muahahahhahaha YESSSSSSS!!

Spastic.

I also very 认真 can?

Fear written all over Lizard Lim's face.

Don't cry la. I noe very chio also no need touched till cry can.

Fwah! I become Chioer!!

Like REAL hahahha.

Ok time for revenge.

Kena bullied.

YT: Eh, is chio one can?

Ta-Da!

Ya rite.

Close-up shot.
Wah so chio, like put fake eyelashes liddis.

U know how not to get caught sleeping in class?

Get your housemate to draw this kinda eyelid for u.

Dont know how to wink?

Fret not!!

Perpetual-open eye helps u get your 马子!!

Draw on a mole to look like some san pat auntie at the wet market u saw that morning bargaining for free spring onions coz she bought 2 sticks of chilli.

Eh ello, my turn liao hor.

Wah piang weh, jia lat la, tze pai si liao ar.

I hate Coco.

Lizard Lim u like first time so sexy can?
Buay tahan I see liao also high.

Muahahhahahah.

Revenge is sweet.
Presenting to you the Morons of the Caribbeannnnnnn @ 中远两湾城！

Moron number 1.
Nickname: 拉比小新

Moron No.2
Nickname: 如花

Wah seh this one ultimate classic. I tink we just ruined any chances with any eligible bachelor. HAHAHAHHAHAH.

OOOooooh, 真的吗？

Ultimate man our expressions. Wahahahah.
Then our 2 housemates decided to join in the fun. Our house is officially filled with Siao people.

But must haf story line one still ok!

The following pictures speak for themselves.

We are so boh liao. LOL

Moron No. 3
Nickname: 一朵花

Moron No. 4
Nickname: Aladin Genie

Now for 全家副!

Eh, before meeting the press must make up nice nice one ok.

Eh, 你在拍我们吗?
Don't 拍la, shy leh.

Chiu is must smoke the eyeliner cap!

Papayas!!

Ooooh, it's 4am now. Great. The great things in life(like sleep) I sacrifice for lame things. Hahahha.

My housemates are going to Xi'an this weekend, and I'm staying around in Shanghai cause I'm not very keen in the TerraCotta Army and the artsy fartsy history of China la. But I think they'll get to see snow there.

Shyok! U guys take care there ok. Xy remember don't cover Lizard Lim with a heavy blanket coz she may appear to be dead and scare the shit out of you. And dont share blanket with her coz she'll complain u're sleeping too close to her the next day. Muahahhaha.

My parents maybeee coming over to visit me this Decemeber and being the oh-so-fantastic itineraryplanner I am, I've no slightest idea where to bring them. Good makan and shopping places to intro anyone?

Ate Da Zha Xie again and I totally love pissing prawns and the fried mee fen wahhahahha. I love fen si OMG!!

Hope I can wake up in time to make bacon and eggs breakfast. XD

Lack of Updatessss

2008-11-16T19:07:00.000-08:00

Sorry for the apparant lack of updates, I have to write two 2.5k essays (in Chinese no less) which difficulty level to me is akin to writing a 10k words Tamil essay. Goodness graciousssss.

Recently been to HuangShan and climb like siaooooooooo. Our calf muscles hurted like crazy for the next few days. It's high time for some exercise!!!

Coco(本小姐)has been acquiring new nicknames like Jumpin JellyBean and 罗汉鱼(coz my forehead very kok and shiny), appreciate it sia, especially Lim Wei Qi and Lizard Lim respectively. Hahahhaha.

4D numbers anyone?
Feed me well and I gib chiu 4D numbers. Huat ar!!!

Chanced upon this website that allows u to make funny pictures. So decided to do some stupid stuffs during work using random pics lying around on my desktop.

Sho kewt rite my dad and my mum.

His majesty on a big screen along the streets of Shanghai.

Her majesty used to be a editorial supermodel before she became a housewife and .............

Accumulated this one freaking big lump of spare tyressss.
San Cham Bak anyone?

My brother is popular with ladies cause he likes strawberries. Yikes!!

I said free Strawberries for everyone in the world!!!! 你哪里不爽！ROAR!!!!!

Angelina Jolie secretly loves Tian Jie ( the one in red below).

I swear that friend of mine look like her last time k.

果然 is 女大十八变喔！Wee weet 美女！Next time I go dig out her JC pics k. Kakakkaka. 哟哟哟 u're my bitch! =D

Oooooh I see you went over to Europe to spread the official dance move of 2008, the UPS move!
Woo hooooooo!!

The ang moh thinks you guys are HAWT. Especially the one in red. Look at that expression! Classic. =D

Everybody loves JiaXin.

*Cue cheesy song.* Awwwwww.

Victoria Beckham secretly wishes her haircut to be like ours.

Have u seen her in NTU?
If yes, please hoot her, her GPA is a 5.1 and is a threat to all of us.

LOL.

I noe someone's darkest secret courteousy of Lizard Lim. *Evil Laughters*
Hia hia hiaaaaaa.

Eh 10 years anniversary celebrate where? Can we play block catching not? XD

Chao Ah Lian!! Faster get married leh, I waiting to be ur kid's godmother can?

Chao Ah Lian number 2. Omg my life is filled with Ah Lians!!
Eh Valerie, by the way, do you know that Xy thinks you look like a female version of.......

ZZZZ Hong.
HAhahahaha. Wanna smack somebody? Drop me a msg, I help u clobber her with a trout.

Dao simi dao????

Sorry buddy, this is the only pic I have of you and you happen to look like a housefly.

Muahahahahha.

Hey man u're a superstarrr!!!!

Now for the most unglam pics of all, *drumroll*

Woo hoooooo!!
Hawt. This is so gonna be the official dance move of 2009.

Ok la, she obviously not so unglam la. I go dig glam pics for chiu k.

Ouch. See I sho nice to you leh.
Presenting contestant number 2 to clinch The Unglam Awards.......

Lizard Lim!! Ahahhaha.
TA-DA!!! Leng Lui!!!

*Wolf whistles*
Ta ta ta ta tasty tasty!!

She is so unglam Vogue delicated 1 whole issue to her unglam pictures. Alot alot ar!!

All her fan boys, please contact me for more pictures.

1 picture 1000SGD prease.

Ok la dont say I not nice to you k, I search for ur chio pictures...

Cannot find any leh.

Nah! I climb mountain dip in oil to find this picture.

See I so nice to chiu.

Got ang moh an lian you leh! Ur SPG dreams are bout to be fulfilled!!

Hahahha. Ya, I'm bored.

I havent blogged about HuangShan, BeiJing and even HangZhou. Hahahhahah.

Tsk.

The weather in Shanghai is horrible. It's so dry and cold I'm flaking!! Need extra fish flakes on your Takopachi?

Give me a holla!!

Hahahaha. Rites, I shall go complete my essayssss. I'm going back to Singapore soon! How??!?!

Super Human Samuraiii!!

2008-11-04T07:25:00.001-08:00

Ok this is completely unplanned and random. I was lazing around bed and Yt came over our room for some fashion parade. That pig decided to wear her belt over her head and that bugger looked like someone from street fighter like:

It's been a long time since we play toopid and cheesy stuff during weekdays so I decided to use my scarf and tie around my head. In an attempt to look like Ryu/Ken, I ended up looking like....

E.Honda. ROAR.

Dont worry that's not me. I'm somewhere around 7/8 his size.
And the retardedness ensue...

Lai lai put bandana nice nice take nice nice pictures hor..

Whey YT u ho liao boh??

ROAR why u block the mirror?!?!?
Wah piang why this foto look damn gay. KNS YT u so happy for what. Sot ar.

Hiak hiak hiak. Supposedly I'm a bandit that is kidnapping Yt. But Yt looks freaking spastic here can?
Don't know why become like she is a flasher and I am a terrorist like that.
Attempt number 1 failed.

Watah!!!
Dont mess with the Coco!

竟敢暗算我！
I ah-du-gen u ar!!!

Eh friend, your face got some 杀气can not?
Where got people ah-du-gen until so happy one?

U wan 杀气？I GIB U 杀气!!

ROARRRRR!!
Classic man our expressions.

Shhhh.. We go steal people's underwear.

Yes we stole alot underwear can bring to cheapo road to sell!!

Dont play play hor, I noe Ultraman pattern also k.

Peh simi peh ar?!

U peh sumore I shoot Fei Biao at you ar!!!

Hia hia hia 你怕了吧！

Yatah!
An attempt to do Chun Li's winning post.
The leaf there is to cover my Zao Geng.

Wahahhahaha. Weeee heee I love doing retarded stuffs.

Nong nong ago nong nong ago post...

2008-10-30T03:25:00.000-07:00

The first trip out of Shanghai to Suzhou should have been posted nong nong ago nong ago. But as always, due to sheer laziness + procrastination (It's an effing disease!!) here is the post that is supposedly due 2 months back. Wahahhaha.

Yea! You got the tio dua de feeling not? XD

Exterior of the train. Not bad leh.

Interior of the train.

We want world peace~

同志们，加油！

I tink the trip is a mere 3 hours train ride (If my memory does not fail me) and look at the bloody amount of snacks we brought with us?!

Pee Peet!!

My trustworthy companion. Hot Pink Crocs. Kakakaka.

My orbituary bag!

I rike k!

Hao Lian!

Eh look over here take a pic leh.

Without flash.

With flash.

Ok without flash nicer. Chioer coz cannot see properly. Hahahhaha.

I went to recee the toilet. Not bad wor, big enough to 自拍 can?

Clean without shit!! Lucky k. Our train ride from Beijing to Mongolia, the toilet is zai one lor. My friend said the shit apparently is pilled up so high, when u squat down, your ass will touch the shit!! Zai anot!!?!?!

China people wipe ass liao dont throw down the toilet bowl one. They throw in the dustbin. God knows how many zillion kinds of urine have I smelt before here in China.

It is pretty obvious that food makes us a lil cranky. Food morphs us into monstersssss!!!!

MORPHING IN PROGRESS!

ROAR KUA SIMI KUA!!!!!!!

Ok Zen again liaos.

SuZhou station. Yay reached le.

We reached in the night.

Cool ar the unker. He chit chat on the rooftop leh!!

This one is like bath room got suana la, massage la. We wanted to try leh, den the dude at the door told us 女人不方便。@!#@$!@$ Kanasai!! Guys so shiok, I also wanna be guy next time leh!

SuZhou KTV. The interior ups leh!!

Nice right? Sumore the service crews are in Paraoh uniforms wor.

Apparently they dont have enough space, hence we went on our journey.

We went to some place for dinner.Xy looks wery wery happy with her choice of noodles.

"That is because I build lots of good karma in my last life by being Mother Peh." LOL.

I obviously wasn't very pleased given my spastic face.

Yt abit stumped at her noodles.

Kns why does it look like................

Stuff they dig up from the langkau?!?

Being poorly paid interns, we did not book a hotel at all, so we went to sleep at a OVERNIGHT KTV.

I tink the drainage-noodles are messing with our brains.

KTV =D

XY died halfway through the KTV. She just plonked there flat from 3am with her pipi(damn smelly can?!) LOL.

Of coz me and hero Yt continue to sing until 5am. We were so damn shagged the next day. T_T

5++am on the streets of Suzhou. We decided we needed some rest so we tried to navigate our way to the nearest Youth Hostel.

After much means to locate the Youth Hostel, it is *gasp* fully booked. Kua kua kua. So we nua-ed around and saw something like a water town that YT lovessss.

Potential suitors/geeks please take note of where to bring her for honeymoon. Kthx.

Her happiness is infectious. And she likes to ka3 my you2. =D

娘娘夹道!

TMD dis niang niang sibeh heavy. *%&%&$^&!

荣嬷嬷夹道!Very tired so started stoning again.

Suddenly, it's as if god heard our prayers, a cafe near us opened!! Wooooo hooooo!

There is big, squishy, cutsy and juicy( like someone's ahem kakaka) sofas and a cute waiter to boot!!

So we just plonked our ass there and slept.

FOR 2 DAMN HOURS WITHOUT ORDERING ANYTHING.

Hahahahah. Sibeh paiseh. So before leaving we ke siao ke siao order something to eat lor.

Interior of the place. Nice leh.

After breakfast we setted off again to some temple.

你爱我....

还是她???Now I become 娘娘! 奴婢掌嘴!! ROAR!

After that we took trishaw to another destination. I tink the uncle suay lor. Fetch 2 human beings and 1 slab of pork. Hahahhaha.

Ah Lian must act cool one.

Obviously super seh to know what is happening.

Blur pictures look nicest coz cannot see face. =D

Our next destination. If u look closely at the bottom of the pic, you see someone trying to molest me again. LOL.

We very guai go read the stories.

And started climbing and climbing and climbing...

View from the top.It's a bird, It's a plane! No it's...................

A bunch of phucking birds la!!

XY :" You better sweep the floor or I flick my pee sai at u"

My housemates are psuedo witches.

Act Zen.

Then we had Shen Jian for lunch again. Shiok!!

My housemate make for me one. Cute not???!? =D

Birthday Bash cum KTV session

2008-10-14T09:01:00.000-07:00

Went to Shanghai KTV ( Yes again for the 2391208309 time coz it is too freaking cheap to resist)
Muahahahha. Sing from 12am to 6am is only 6 SGD per person.

1 dollar per hour!!!
I 1 dollar in Singapore buy Old Chang Kee 30 secs boh liao!

Celebrate this 2 people birthday la.

ZZZ Hong 23rd birthday and Shu Hui's 21st.

Zzz Hong Bin Sibeh Chao. Coz he got 6th sense know his fate later. Muahahhaha.

Prelude: I'm too sexy for myself

I shy one leh.

I am a rocker-wannabe. Seesh.
Yt has a fetish of letting people smell her armpits.

Birthday boy sibeh 投入。

Hor hor YS why u yawn when ppl singing? 没礼貌!

Scandal number 1 of the day.

I say: " Neh Neh Neh! Bring the 2 go Jim Zhu Long!"

Wahhahahha.

Sarang Hey-o Sho Sweet.

Zzz Hong 装ing 可爱。Yt obviously jealous coz she is not as 可爱。

Time for cake cutting le lor!

Nice right? It cost only around 19 SGD la. Cheap like i dont know what.

Both of them very horn-y. LOL

=O 我是梁婆婆。呼呼呼呼！

Price presentation time~

Shu Hui is spared from wearing sexy lingerie and looking like......

A pretty hot Bapok. Hahahhaa.

Let's play dress-up!!

Terry loves our idea.

Zzz Hong tries to shake his bon bon in his new Dolce and Gabana Boxers.

FQ likes what he sees. This is sooooo wrong. LOL.

You want a piece of me? *Bite Lips*

Someone cannot control his urge.

The urge is actually mutal. XD

I also tak boleh tahan. So hawt. LOL.
Sorry to Yt for touching his boobs. It's firm sia!!!

Zzzz Hong Simi kind of bin is that huh huh huh. I touch u, u loogie meh??? Hahahhaha.

Everyone wants a piece of Zzzz Hong coz he's too hot to be true.

Dont lape meeee! 还我清白!

There goes Zzz Hong birginity. LOL

I am too hot to be true. Do you also want a piece of me?

Meow.

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Behold the sexor!!

Crotch shot.

Muahahahahah. U officially cannot tio toto for the next 2 days. LOL.

Y so fast koyak sia the stocking. TSK Yt why so rush.

Group shot. Yes I snagged a sexy bf!!

Cake cake lo!

Asam Babarosa Lim helping out.

When there is cake, there is bound to be some cake-smashing!!!!

A lil bit for the Bday Boy...

Yea right, if only we are so nice LOL.

Then IT IS SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

FQ with some mad-ass 腰力。

ROARRRRRR!!!

In ascending order of severity, presenting to you.....

Victim No. 1 is mesmerised by his love handles and wonder why no cake landed on them.

Victim No. 2 likes some white colour blusher.

Victim No. 3 loves her new hair conditioner and also to bite her lower lips. LOL @ Yt.

Victim No. 4 likes to pose like her T-shirt design.

Ok more singing after the fight!

Scandal No. 2

Damn 投入。Zzz Hong you listening to her hand for what?

Below are random photo shots:

I look stoopid here.

Den again, I look stoopid everywhere. XD

Behold Zzzz Hong sexy asss!

Everyone damn high during this song.

I tink maybe is during 眉飞色舞.
We are officially 台客man.

In an attempt to fly.

YS loves FQ secretly.

YS: "I swear it is this long."
LOL.
你在拍我吗?
爱拍哪里就拍哪里!

Shy leh.

Yt with her letting-ppl-smell-my-armpit fetish again.

And again.

Everyone damn shagged after it.

The happiest is still dis guy coz he kena lape alot of times. LOL

Happy Birthday Shu Hui and Zzzz Hong.

早身贵子 LOL.

Woots woots woots it's 3.40 now and I still havent sleep. Nah JX read liao go study hor. Hur hur.

Randomnesss

2008-10-11T05:14:00.000-07:00

The photos for the Beijing/ Inner Mongolia trip is madness can. Like a few Gigs lor. I lazy blog liao. Hahhaha. TSK.

OUCH.

Ok, so we have classes every Saturday of the week. This is what we learn in class.....

Pretend u are looking under the table when u are sleeping..

Otherwise, pretend to er... zip your pants?

A super super rare sight of Dean's List Ah Lian sleeping in class. This woman never sleep in classes before one can?

I tink me and yiting's sleeping-in-class-cum-work time combined = the amount of sleep a person sleeps in a lifetime. Woots.

The Yt extreme case scenerio lor. Most of the time when I feel no moving air beside me, I turn around, confirm she is sleeping one. Sometimes drool until the whole work table also. Kakakkaka.

Shanghai Jiao Tong University. Told u guys look like the hostel liao. The show where they anyhow chop ppl up. No kidding.

I suspect the duck meat sold at canteens are actually...........

Muahahhahahaha *Ebil Laughters*
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Duck meat lor. Scandal of the day!!!
Tao Yan~

Peh(拍) what peh?

Presenting Mr Beefcake

The sticker writes: PS: I'm Buff. ^_^

Random Steamboat dinner.

Let's Zoom in on the guy in the middle.....

Got same not? LOL.

Sorry la archerly he looks like Lim Boh Seng. But cannot find Lim Boh Seng picture.

Winnie and FuQuan with a WTF face.

加大! 我要加大!

LOL.

Tsk Jia Lun, why u in the pic? Shouldn't it be someone elseeee???

My Boyfriend.

Monster Club New Recruits. This is taken in Ajisen. U know what they eat not?!?!?

2 guys 2 gals, both had 1 Ajisen Noodles each. Then, they had a plate of fried rice, then they had a plate of Gyoza, and a plate of Unagi and another bowl of noodles and 2 bowls of dessert. WTF?!??!

!"*£_"!*£("!)£#'#'@!"@

Tang Bao..

Press press see the zup.

Inside of the Tang Bao. Is gross one can.

Empty the meat inside.
Put some mee.
Ta-Da new bao.

I sold back to the stall auntie. Tang Bao not nice one can.

After finishing the Tang Bao, Kua kua kua we realised we went into the wrong shop to eat Tang Bao. T_T

Lame.

Preparing to box some boobs. XD

Random Shots.

Menu in China is sometimes Ridiculously funny.
Look at the last one: Semen Cannbis Paste.

LOL. WTF.

Yt pointed out it's a chef recomendation.

I told her :" Of course la, the chef gets to jerk off in your food, of course must reco to u ma!"

So true can.

That day we went into a fast food restaurant and somehow 蘑菇汤 is translated as "The wild Germ hates the soup."

I tink the translator is out to sarboh people one lor.

ZZZZ this is sound inside a spring roll. WTF.

I ordered Spring Roll not Semen Cannbis Paste can?!?

Cut along the dotted line and kill me if school continues to be oh-so-interesting.

Prelude

2008-10-07T15:59:00.000-07:00

7am in the morning now, preparing for another day of stoning/act busy-ing in the office.

Came back from Inner Mongolia to Beijing on Saturday, then from Beijing to Shanghai on Sunday.

So cute leh dis pic.

The company was good, and the trip was fab!! Inner Mongolia was fun with the grassland and desert, but the food was horrendous. We had like the same food for 4 damn days lor. WTH! Beijing was nice too, but the places of interest started looking the same after a while LOL.

But I climbed a mountain!!! And I saw a water fall! And I kena molested by my tour guide!! #@*£&"!^*#@ That woman cant keep her hands off me lor!

还我清白!!!

Will blog properly after I collate all the pics and videos. ( Ya, videos included of various people being tortured heh heh heh!)

A preview of the torture device in Jia Lun's hand.

Muahahhahaha.

Will blog soon okayy! =D

A quick update!!

2008-09-24T10:05:00.000-07:00

Oh Mi Gosh.

Sorry for not blogging as frequently as I'd like too but work seriously drains the last teeny weeny bit of life out of you. Weekends are then spent exploring Shanghai coz this place is a night life heaven with KTV from 12am - 6am at only 5SGD.

Somemore very atas can? U go to the KTV like princesses and princes coz the waitress/waiter will greet you lor. Where to find in Singapore you tell me?!??!

Anyway, a very quick update. Next week is the National Day of China and we have 1 week of holidays!!!! Weeeeeeee!! How cool is that!!

So me and Yiting will be joining some NTU students to go Beijing and then Inner Mongolia. Xueyun wont be going coz her family is coming over while Shu Hui has work. Kua kua kua.

Anyway, CANT WAIT!

Yay so I can molest Yiting on the train. Kakakka. I molest her she needs to pay me $5 ok.

Ok just kidding. We are fellow rockers. How can charge each other marnee?

Was packing our backpack earlier for the trip. Found out we both have black jackets!!

Presenting thee Women in Black!!!

Agent number 1: Lim Yiting a.k.a Monster Club Vice Pres
Height: 165cm
Weight: 45kg
Vital Stats: 34 - 24 - 35

Special power: Finishes potato chips and sweets in the night like no one's business

Agent Number 2: Coco Koh Liwen
Height: [170-15+ (3x3) - (10/2) - 8 +7] cm
Weight: 156 Kg
Vital Stats: 50 -50-50

Special power: Finishes Xiao Long Baos like no tomorrow.

Being damn bored due to the lack of food to consume at home, we decided to pose like siao people.

RAWR. Why u steal my potato chips?

We can teleport. U can not u can nottttt??

Dinner ready liao. Cheong ar!!!

Act Gangsta.

Me thinks: When is this cam whoring gonna end. LOL.

Photographer hand too short. TSK.

My stuffed backpack. Should have showed you guys the bloody mess I squeezed into this thing. *smug* I bought this bag for 19SGD. Exp not huh?

Tomorrow after work throw lap top and CHEONG AR!!!! I used the Burberry wallet that was supposed to be my Mum's present. Kakakaka.

Check back in 1 week time. Ciaos people. Take care and study hard!!

Yo yo!! Check it out babe!

I'm too sexy forrrrr...

2008-09-19T10:53:00.001-07:00

One fine dayyyy.......

Liwen: "Piang eh, just now that lunch was super shiok ar. Should I da bao home and eat 3rd round not?"

Yiting thinks to herself: "Shit, her back view very ups + her sexy bag, I cannot tahan already!!!"

Yiting: "Wah tak boleh tahan,我不管了！冲啊！！！"

Liwen: "不要啦！！！Nooooooooo!!!!"

Liwen: "Touch liao give money leh!!"

PS: The above story is fictious. Any resemblance to anyone dead or alive is purely coincidental.

Thanks Shu hui for pics. Kakkaka.

Home cooked food rocks!!!!!

2008-09-17T08:11:00.001-07:00

HOME COOK FOOD ROCKS!!!!

Kuo Tou to Limin!!! Lady Iron Chef leh~

Gogogogo join the Iron Chef Competition!! Gimme ur pic leh I help u photoshop on this pictureee~

Damn pro lor. She cook damn nice can. And invited us over to their house to eat. *Touched*

So nice we all gib her hug. KAKAKAKKAKA.

Her household all siao lang one. Siao lang to the maximum. UPS LA!!!

Eligible bachelors out there, Limin is up for grabs! Buy 1 get 3 free!! 3 of her housemates free for u!!! Good buy, best buy must buy!! Their jokes can chill ur room u have no need for air con!! HAHAHAHAH.

--This post is so damn random--

Sports Day + Temple Outing

2008-09-14T06:25:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day: "Today while looking at the sky, I saw a full moon. I feel heartened that both of us are looking at the same moon even though you are in Shanghai. "

In case u are wondering which cheese-pie secret admirer said that to me, stop guessing. Coz the person who said that rubbish is non other than .........................

MY DAD.

Wah piang eh. Is your father so cheesy not? You tell me you tell me you tell me?!?!??

Roar. Kakakaka

This entry is way way way wayyyy overdue. Sollie lar lazeee to upload photos so no blog lor.

Federer!!!

Trying hard to smile like the man. (Note: the man is not in CAPS coz Nadal is THE MAN. LOL @ Shi Ying)

Trying damn hard to look like all of them.
One Word: Fail.

Hafta give XueYun some credit for looking like Roddick though. XD

We went for a game or two of bowling at some ulu complex near our school. Btw Shanghai Jiao Tong Uni looks like some dilapidated mansion used in the show Hostel.

I swear it looks something like that, minus two people in the picture of course. The whole corridor reeks of urine smell lor!! Got school more gross then that not??

A game costs $2 SGD , inclusive of bowling shoes.

I can come up with the most retarded poses you can find on earth. NOTE: These poses are not done on purpose.

This picture looks as if I'm doing a pirouette.

A pirouette.

And this picture looks as if I am doing a brise.

Woo. I think I am made for ballet.

*Pictures myself in ballet costume*

Ok next.
Yt looks on helplessly as her ball went down the longkang.

Shi Ying with some mad skills.

To YT: The aim of bowling is to strike the pins, not throw the ball to the long kang. TSK.

Dont cry la YT.

Yet another wierd pose attempt.

The score board disaster after 1 round.

Of course the one with 7 is Ben Xiao Jie. *smug* HAHAHAHHA.

I <3>

Finally play finish ar! If not let ppl see the 4 of us total score only 200 plus lau kui arrrrrr!!!!

LOL.

Dinner was at some restaurant with a cute waitress. This is some soft shell crab and prawn thingy. Tasted quite good.

Would have tasted better with beer though. XD

Golden mushroom.

Look at the layer of oil?? SONG BOH. Of course we didnt just eat 2 dishes. We are from monster club leh.

Mascot of Monster Club. EEEEEWWWWWW.

Dictiononary:

Monster club - If a person belongs to the monster club, it simply means he/she eats like a monsters.

i.e A bowl of Ajisen noodles + cup noodles + fried rice + gyoza.

No kidding lor. This is how China people eat in China. Even the ladies eat like that. T_T

Siao one.

We visted a temple one fine day.

Chinese architecture.

The shop houses also look like that. But the things here chop carrot head one. Can see cannot buy.

With every outing, comes food!!

Our food. Clockwise staring from top left: Pai Gu Mian, Spring Roll, Tang Bao, Xiao Long Bao & Tang Bao X2

Tang Bao~
Got so song meh?

Xiao Long Bao.

Shui Jing Bao.

Non-member of Monster Club.

No. 1 Fan of Monster Club.

Vice President of Monster Club.

No prizes for guessing who is the President of Monster Club.

Due to the sheer size of the Monster Club President's face, her picture could not be captured on flim and hence, will not be shown here.

The Tang Bao is really just so so la. The soup inside is too salty and not song at all.

Shen Jian is still the bloody best!!!!! WE LOVE SHEN JIAN TO THE MAXORRR!!!

Our company had a sports day a few weeks back.

China people are damn good at badminton.

See my colleague so damn no kick.

By the look of this pic, my hump can soon rival Nadal's.

Nadal here I comeeeeeee!!!!!!!! KAKAKAKKAKA.

Eh, they play until damn serious lor. Stressful sia.

Makes me wanna as dem:

So long people. Very little time to blog bout daily life, coz uploading pictures take a looooooooong time.

Weekdays are spent working and weekends spend traveling. So far we've been to HangZhou and SuZhou.

PS: Winnie this blog post delicated to chiu cans?

Face value

2008-09-10T09:06:00.000-07:00

By the way, Milo Ventimiglia and Hayden Panittere are gonna marry soon. Like what? Panittere just turned legal can?

I love that man's lob-sided smile. Woo hoo!

Awwwwww.

In fact, everybody can look cute with a lopsided smile provided that you dont spasm with face cramp.

Cleft chins are also oh-so-sexy.

That's Robert Gant by the way.

Eat your heart out ladies. He's gay.

Why are good lookers gayyyyy?!??!

It's a sad place we live in. T_T

Got to know of this actor from this US Drama series I'm watching.

"The series follows the lives of five gay men living in Pittsburg."

Uh right u get the drift. Interesting show though.

This is a totally pointless post and I am glad to have wasted your life.

Gong Xi Fa Cai.

RAWRRRR

2008-09-10T08:34:00.000-07:00

I am not posting until I FIND MY HANDPHONE CABLE!!!!!!
I have so many pics inside but I cant upload coz I lost the freaking cable. T_T

ZOMG!!!!

In the meanwhile, I'm hooked on this song.

"Maybe" - Jay Sean

It Aint Right
I read your Messages Twice thrice Four Times A Night
Its True
Everyday I Patiently Wait
Feeling Like A Fool But I Do Anyway
Nothing Can Feel As Sweet And As Real
As Knowing I Wasn't Waiting In Vain

And Maybe Its True
Im caught Up On You
Maybe Theres A Chance That you're Stuck On Me Too
So Maybe Im wrong, Its All In My Head
Maybe We're Awaiting Words We Both Hadnt Said

Watch Video

Download the song here: http://www.yousendit.com/download/bVlES3duTWM4NVZMWEE9PQ

"MFEO" - Kavana

Download the song here:
http://www.yousendit.com/download/bVlES3dxUENtUUdGa1E9PQ

Sorry but I have been freaking lazeee to blog. But I let u all DL songs kae.
Say thanks Niang Niang.

Hahahahhaha.

Blonde Jokes:

A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''

The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.''

Friends in Singapore, it's recess week. Take time to partttttayyyyy!!

We are honest people.

2008-09-02T20:18:00.000-07:00

"力文 needs a dark mocha frappe too says:
u go take masters u how many years old liao

Meatballs says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA

力文 needs a dark mocha frappe too says:
say 2 yrs

Meatballs says:
SHIT LA

力文 needs a dark mocha frappe too says:
U ARE LAO CHAR BOH

Meatballs says:
thanks ar liwen

力文 needs a dark mocha frappe too says:
PPL RATHER GO FOR NUBILE VIRGINS

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Meatballs says:
eh

Meatballs says:
i AM nubile"

Classic. XD

At least we are honest people.

Girl can we chill XD

2008-09-02T06:43:00.001-07:00

Chill over a cuppa and good pasta?

Someone DHL a plate of fresh pasta over.
Linguine Arrabiata, make it perfectly Al Dente please.

Shanghai's pasta are all mushy pieces of shit with lousy cheap ass tomato zup. XD

DHL Dark Mocha Frappe also can?
Singapore still have Dark Mocha Frap not? Or only normal Mocha Frap?

They don't have Dark Mocha Frap over here T_T
I wan to slack! Work is freaking boring!

Sorry to Fungi and Sharapova I've been late in replying emails. So wasted after I come back from work.
Haven found a good place to chill over here also.

"

And He said: Go buy some chocolates to make yourself happier.

And He said: I dreamt of you the other night, saying you wanna go to the USA. I'm close to 60 already, you should be by my side.

And He said: 塘山尚(The Sun Wu Kong SiFu) read scriptures for 20 years in the cave and yet he was a very happy and contented man. You must learn to be like him. What is yours will be yours. "

Wah Kaos. My Dad is SIBEH ZEN.
Armitofor.

Funny shit.

2008-08-31T23:27:00.001-07:00

Some funny shit ass pics....

Lols.

If the last pic was a lil too offensive, mah apologies. =D

As if.

Smexy pixors!!!!

2008-08-27T07:29:00.000-07:00

Tomorrow's the last day of work for the week! So we're supra happy!!! And happy people do lame stuffs!! Like taking retarded pictures YAY!

Preview of what's gonna come:

Me and XY very happy coz we gonna take TOOPID pictures.

U know they say you look fatter on TV?

Yea yea yea it's true, so pardon my double chin, I dont have them in real life. I'm serious. LOL

闪亮三姐妹!!

All the sunglasses are belong to me!! Muahahhaha it's like only $4SGD for 1. To think I paid $10 for 1 in Singapore. TSK.

That's my new hairstyle btw. It's effing cheap to cut hair here.

Massage + wash + blow + cut = $4 SGD

What the hell!!!!! Massage was song also lor! And the whole process was 2 hours lor! Song a not. I shan't comment on my own hairstyle but YT said it's far far farrrrr better den my Vaness hairstyle last time.

1st from the left.

........

Tell me it's not true people.

Not that now is any better coz I think I currently look like Yoon Eun Hyun from the coffee prince.

Minus the pretty face of course. Zzzzzzz.

I'm a rockstar wannabe.

Correction: An Ah Ma rockstar wannabe.

*chants* the double chin is fake the double chin is fakeeee.
Ups baby upsss!! XY what the hell u doing?
Someone farted. IZ U RITEEEEE?!?!?

Behold mah sexy tongue LOLS!

Dunoe what to make out of this foto.

I more rocker leh!
Yiting standing under lots of legs. Kakakka.

Ok de end. =D

My friends want me dead....

2008-08-25T19:39:00.000-07:00

Had a dislocation of my arm during work yesterday, and my fingers felt abit numb. Some how my "caring" housemates think that i'm gonna die soon, they even planned for my grand entrance should I wanna visit them in the afterlife.

"力文 smells like a freaking garlic says:
dun worry i die i will find both of u

xueyun the cup is half full says:
pls come leh

y i t i n g 依婷 -- <3>
hahahaha

xueyun the cup is half full says:
use yr special power to help me

y i t i n g 依婷 -- <3>
dun sit at the balcony k

xueyun the cup is half full says:
no no

xueyun the cup is half full says:
dun sit under the bed or wat

y i t i n g 依婷 -- <3>
omg

y i t i n g 依婷 -- <3>
tts scary

xueyun the cup is half full says:
jus dun hide yrself

xueyun the cup is half full says:
sit at sofa these kind

y i t i n g 依婷 -- <3>
or appear at kitchen n tell us how to cook

y i t i n g 依婷 -- <3>
hahaha

力文 smells like a freaking garlic says:
T_T

力文 smells like a freaking garlic says:
my frens wan me dead"

Apparently they only want me to help them cook should I mati. T_T
I lub my housemates deep deep.

Anyway Ah Di if you're reading this,

Happy Birthday Big Boy. =)

PS: A shot at love with Tila Tequila 2 is out!!! It's a show that has the same format as The Bachelor, just that the female lead is a bisexual.

Ta-da!
http://www.mtv.com/ search Tila and u can watch full episodes there.
Strictly not for homophobics and JiaXin. LOL

Ciaos!

WE LOVE SPAIN!!!!!

2008-08-24T03:09:00.000-07:00

Watching Olympics USA VS Spain basketball males finals. Wah lau. Why Spaniards so handsome??!?!

First there was Nadal,

Oh my god!!!

I swear Nadal's the sex.

Then now there is ............. *drumroll*

Ricky Rubio!!!!

RAWR!!!!!

Sorry for the fan girl craze, he just kinda remind me of Zac Efron in High School Musical.

Hahahha. Ok end.

Take care people. I am very lazyyyyy to post my pictures and blog. T_T

Lack of Blog Posts...

2008-08-20T18:38:00.000-07:00

Paiseh for the lag of blog posts. My life hasnt been really interesting nowadays other than very interesting MSN conversations with my colleagues/friends. (*Hint hint*) LOL

Otherwise I have been stoning, slacking and eating and being accused that my life is boring cause I like to slack at hotel lobbies. T_T

On second thought, I may suffer unknowingly from Autism!

"The manifestations of autism cover a wide spectrum, ranging from individuals with severe impairments—who may be silent and locked into hand flapping and rocking—to less impaired individuals who may have active but distinctly odd social approaches, narrowly focused interests, and verbose, pedantic communication"

I sound like the second kind.

My fren said that coz i like repetitive things. I bought a bag that has lots of faces and my housemate claims I look like a walking obituary when i carry it around. DAMN.

Catching the Olympics? China is at the top of the list man woo hoo! But it's a disappointment Liu Xiang did not complete his hurdle run.

This guy is the man. (Dont know bout now, but he was THE MAN before Olympics 2008) He was on Times cover before and the endorser of Nike/Visa. Its a waste his sports injury can potentially ruin his career. EMO MAN. (More about the weekly Emo day later)

Lots of Olympics records were broken this year. Not to mention the breaking of arms and legs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI0Zl-tMRf4&NR=1

Neh, they took down the video, so you guys have to settle with pictures. I tink that dude suffered dislocations on his shoulder and elbow area. Fucking freaky. Dislocation of the shoulder is bad enough but dislocation at both sites? I rather eat a balut man.

A balut:

Just kidding. I tink i will still choose to dislocate my shoulder and elbow anyday over the balut.

Caught a certain sport on TV that day. Makes me wonder why is it even considered a sport.

Do ya like mah AZZ?

Synchronized swimming? Neh. Not my cuppa tea

RAWRRRRRRRRR!!!

Then again, me hafta give them credit for flexibility and agility.

Ciaos people, back to work.

Will promise to blog more when i hafta free time. Tell u bout Emo day next time.

Prepare a boxa tissue with you kae.

Cheers people. Do tell me if my font sucks.

我也不想这样。。。

2008-08-11T00:58:00.000-07:00

A convo went like that...

y i t i n g 依婷 is in shanghai.. says:
if u dun wan to sae out, den dun sae AT ALL

力文@work - Your Candles burnt out long before, your legend never will says:
ok den i dun say

yi t i n g 依婷 is in shanghai.. says:
dun sae half or give the "i dun wan to tell u leh" face

y i t i n g 依婷 is in shanghai.. says:
lousy pork

力文@work - Your Candles burnt out long before, your legend never will says:
SORRY IF MY FACE LOOKS LIKE THAT

力文@work - Your Candles burnt out long before, your legend never will says:
not i wan one

力文@work - Your Candles burnt out long before, your legend never will says:
wo ye bu xiang yao zhe yang

我也不想这样。。。丑不是我的错。HAHAHHAHA.

Quoting JX

"cherrie and i miss u cos we have no one to lead us to do crude and illegal stuff. there was once we wanted to give ppl the finger but both of us lack the guts."

Eh. Me ish not some leader of gang and violence ok. Wah lau. T_T
U say until like i take drugs smoke weed like that. TSK.

To LIM YITING..........

2008-08-08T09:13:00.000-07:00

A gentle reminder to LIM YITING who bathe close to an hour.....

Dont think i dont know what u're doing inside the toilet k. And stop molesting me on the bed. TSK.

Lol thanks Sharapova for this card sometime back eh. Came in handy. Hahahhaah.

http://i-miss-yiting.blogspot.com/2008/08/special-thanks-to-my-house-mate-ms-koh.html

Yiting has a fetish for me. I swear it's true. Save me. T_T

I smell tiong-ish...

2008-08-08T00:56:00.000-07:00

I smell Tiong-ish after 2 weeks!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

I cannot phanthom what will happen after 6 months T_T

It's ok, I'll understand why if I dont have anymore friends after I return to Singapore. O_o

I will not blame you guys. LOL.

Update 2

2008-08-06T18:41:00.000-07:00

The Emo Band. Neh, trying to push the toopid table la.

Lunch was at some restaurant, total bill came up to only 6 SGD. Had quite alot of food. But the Beancurd drink(Tao huey jui) here sucks!!! It is salty leh!!!!! Salty Tau Huey Jui wtfbbq!!!!!!
It's so bad we played Zhong Ji Mi Ma with that shit.

The gang went out after lunch while i went home to emo myself. Kakakaka. Bought White Grape Chardonnay. Song ar!!!!!!! It's like 1 SGD lor! Zomg alcohol heavennnn!!

Dont Mess with the Zohan for 1 SGD again. Kakakakkakaka WOOTS.
Somehow in China, when u request for DVD titles, you hafta speak in Mandarin lehs. Of course we don't know the Chinese Titles so we came up with silly requests like:

Ghost Whisperer: 鬼说悄悄话
Dont Mess With the Zohan: 不要根作汉玩玩

Sorry. We are just ... Bored. XD

Took the train again. The main focus is of course not Yiting. The main focus is the armpit beside. Unshaved, uncool and obviously un-sexay. T_T Lols.

This is how packed a normal train ride is. If I become thinner after this China trip, the only reason I can come up with is that my fats get compressed during daily train rides.

Today I was standing so near this dude, I could've licked his neck should I stick out my tongue. *Grossed out* Wanted to take a pic, but I scared the dude will clobber my head like a baby seal. T_T

Duck Tongues.
The guys ordered it and we took one of em. Yiting french-ing a duck. T_T

Duck Tongue totally tasted like. Crap. I was expecting it to taste somewhat like abalone(dreaming) but I was horrendously wrong. It tasted like rubber with bits of bones in between. Crap.

Look at the bloody amount of rice with respect to XY's fist?!?Cuttlefish. Zhun Boh? Why does it look like rat? Cuttlefish 1 tentacle nia meh? Bullshittt.Dont you think the Bao at the top looks like.....

I wun look at the baos the same way again LOL
More Xiao Yang Shen Jian!! Totally rocks. But XY has doubts of whether the meat inside the bao is cat meat. T_T

Nia mind, what you dont know dont harm u. So I'm still eating em'. XD

More and more egg tarts! Taking bets for how many KG I'll gain.

Choice 1: U'll lose weight ( Bet $1 pay $10 Mil)
Choice 2: U'll stay the same ( Bet $1 pay $1 Mil)
Choice 3: U confirm grow fat one lo! ( Bet $1 pay me $2 if it happens)

I miss Singapore's Balls. T_TMy kiapped 3rd finger. Rabbit meat.Dog meat. Yiting is spoilt for choice, dunoe whether rabbit or dog taste nicer.

The guys came over for beer after dinner.

Guess who K.O first? Not me....
Not YT....
Not XY....
But....

ZEE HONG!!!!!

What u want? ROAR!! Sibeh chui lo! He drank like 1 cup. Sumore he used to be commando. Wah piang!!

Bleauh!!!Ta-Da ok liao!!!!! Damage for the day. Total damage to wallets : $6 SGD splitted among 8 people. Yippies!!!! Alcohol heavennnnnnn!!!

It's not the person. It's the photographer. Yiting thank me now. =D

Unglam pics for the day!!!

Dont cha wish ur girlfriend was hot like her? *Pukes*
Unker showing off his acrobats.

We went this shopping mall and a convo went like this:

Male: *Points to someone zhao geng* and whispered something to his gf.

Gf(screaming): WHY U GO AND SEE PEOPLE'S UNDERWEAR?

Male: *Proceeds to slap his gf*

WHOA! It's like ur bf telling u he visited Geylang yesterday and slapping you when u chide him. Classic. LOLS.

Dunoe is the guy toopid or toopid. Ownself high can liao what, tell ur gf for phuck? Kakakka.

干碑!!!

2008-08-05T00:02:00.000-07:00

TSK.

I knew it was a lamp leh!!

2008-08-04T20:07:00.000-07:00

Oooh missed this pic in the last post. Winnie the pooh transformed into Dipsy already.

Recruiting LaLa and Po.

Please fill in application form and email to me_is_a_fatassed_teletubby_wannabe@tubbytummy.com with a recent photo attached.

Prerequisite: Waist must be at least 50 inch
Speak in a Jiao2 Whey2 voice

It's that easy!
A water disaster happened in our apartment. We had to shift the TV console around to wipe the wet floor.

Yiting u are not supposed to smile. Toot! XD

Time to Mop Floor. Sibeh Sians.Watahhhhhhh!!!!Me teach you how to mop the floor, MAH STYLE! Basically just take a broom and run around the house. U'll be done in a split second.

I tink the time taken for me to wear my jacket is longer den the time i take to mop the whole house. Me told you Yiting secretly has something for me. Dunoe why she keeps taking my pics. 讨厌！HAHHAHAHAHA!

More pics laters. Something wrong with blogger T_T

So Glam for huat?

2008-08-04T19:45:00.000-07:00

Ehs. Me fren commented he rikes unglam photos.

Kakakkaka. Watch out people. More unglam fotos of you guys coming up!!!!

Seriously ar, everyday so glam not tiring meh? Wakakkaka.

Sleepy @ work T_T

Update 1

2008-08-03T06:43:00.000-07:00

Paiseh for the lack of posts, weekends are spend travelling around Shanghai.

This pic is taken by Yiting. Me thinks she has a fetish for me. *shivers* She took more pics of my ass, but I decide not to post my recently massaged ass on my blog. Kakakkaa.

On a hindside, me thinks me make a good bartop dancer with this pose. Although I believe the bar top will split.

*Ebil laughters*

Before showing you pics of The Bund, this is how a 你要怎么样? pose should look like. Did u master it?

Da gang. Out of all the one in the middle ish the besterest le lars. Went to the Bund. Below are random pics of buildings around the area and of coz the famous Oriental Pearl.

Random Pics of the Oriental Pearl.

To get over to the Oriental Pearl, we had to take this train like thingy over. KNN it costed us 8SGD for a less den 10 minutes ride. Not that it is expensive la, but it's super retarded can?!?!

Basically u just stand retardedly there and wait for the toopid ride to end while watching stimulated lights. It's not even exciting can?

WAH SIBEHS INTERESTING WORS!!! T_T

The China lady beside me still exclaimed : "好恐怖喔!" after the end of the ride. Me thinks she will die of excitement while sitting the Singapore Flyer. o_O

I'm too sexy for myself, too sexy for myself toooo sexxxxayyyy!!

Someone decide to join in the fun. 讨厌！

I'm such a phucking dork.

I should join the Olympics soon. Me run faster den dem in crocs. Woo hoo!

Night View.Yaya Papaya!!
They also can what!!

O RLY?!

Yiting and XY happy ever after again.

Random pics. Me take pics until sibeh sian.
Jiao Bin again.
I dont wan XY, I wans ice-cream T_T

Nice Boats.
TV mobile in Shanghai!!!!!

KUA SIMI KUA!!!!!! ROAR!!!

After the tunnel ride, we paid 10 RMB to enter into an aquarium. And guess what we saw?????

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and koi fishes and Goldfishes. CLAPS.

Liddis also dare to make us pay for it. I wan see koi fishes my house cannot see ar? I wan see turtle my house pond cannot see ar? Wah lau. Next time my house can also open aquarium liao.

Entrance fee 1 SGD. Anyone?

European Architecture.

Count on me Singapore!!!!!!!

Group Shots.

Sceneries lors.

Me ate cockroach in China. No rules China WOO HOOOOOOO!!!!!

1 more post coming up. Me go kaypoh gossips first. =D

I am losing it....

2008-07-30T23:09:00.000-07:00

Nooooooooooooo, I cannot live without you...

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I am losing my chin to all that eating la. What the hell are u all thinking?

zomg zomg zomg

2008-07-30T20:11:00.000-07:00

Somehow, our company has the illusion that we are valuation pros and TA-DA, the 3 of are supposed to do reports on:

1) Valuation of physical company

2) Valuation of Financial Company

3) Difference/Integration of Traditional and International Valuation Methods

Bollocks. We are screwed. T_T

And we are supposed to kinda summarise what we learned in 14 weeks of BF219 in 1 presentation. In chinese, no less.

CLAPS.

This is a screenshot of my slide.

After a 5 years hiatus of not writing chinese, I have to resort to using a translation website which I thot is pretty good, until..........

shut the fuck up = 关闭性交？
Huat the fug?

Laters people. =)

你要怎么样？

2008-07-29T08:37:00.000-07:00

你要怎么样? is our new laughing point. U need to ask the Yiting do for u to see.

Here is a summary of how to go about doing it.

1. Push up your chest

2. In one swift motion, tip toe, push your chest against the other person and open your arms outwards.

3. Scream loudly with a china accent 你要怎么样?!!

Supposedly looks very hip hoppish like those yo yo hip hop niggas, but dunoe why the Yiting do until like 梁细妹.

Zomg. Kakakkaka. Tired today la, so anyhow blog. Anyways, I kiapped my 2 middle fingers leh. Dunoe why liddis lor! (And I am super accident prone. I just poked my neck against my laptop o_0)

Must be today i curse at this China lady on the MRT. Den she put vodoo on my 2 middle fingers.
T_T

Orh Chey lor! Wad the phuck. Beri sad 1 less thing to do liao.

Today after work Yiting say tonight we must party. Den me so happy, thot got booze + ask NTU people over for party.

原来 Yiting meant 抹地. Nabei. I feel cheated.

Anything la.

2008-07-28T08:25:00.001-07:00

KAKAKAKKA.

T_T

2008-07-28T07:39:00.000-07:00

Blogging is such a chore. T_T

But whatever la, since I so free also. Wei Qi and friends. Saw them on the streets on the way to Tesco. Kakakakaka me likes random shots. My fren says I'm a voyeur.

Voyeur - 1. A person who derives sexual gratification from observing the naked bodies or sexual acts of others, especially from a secret vantage point.

2. An obsessive observer of sordid or sensational subjects

T_T sounds like a pervert to me. I'm not a pervey. Me no observe nekkid bodies. T_T

Yiting and XueYun broke up liaos. Kekekeke.
Saw this shyt at Tesco. Simi lan sai is this? How u supposed to eat this red shit? Like HeiBi not HeiBi, like crab not crab.

Tonite sumone is gonna dieeeeeeeeee. ROAR!!!!

Me buy new crocs. My fren says I look like Tinkie Winkie.

Oh wells, I suppose so since my ass is as big as Tinkie's. The crocs are at SGD 6 bucks, totally look like the real ones. Ta ma de, to think I paid 54 bucks for the real deal.

We went massage!!!! The pic is supposed to look scandalous, but dunoe why it turns out as if we are all from the mental hospital trying to grope sum ass. 12SGD for an hour. U can choose male or female massager la.

Tim eben try to ask: " 有没有 special?" LOL. Se peh peh.

Lillian Egg tarts. Freaking nice.

F1 in Shanghaiiii!!

MRT chaos. U can pratically see human bodies flying out of the train when the doors open. Once again, welcome to no rules China.

First day going to work. Charlies' angels. XD

First day work, first day sleeping at work. Me was the ultimate, I was caught sleeping by my supervisor.

I turned to my left to talk to Yiting and i just fell asleep unknowingly. UPS LA.

Lunch treat by boss consist of braised lizards passing off as duck tongues. O_O

Save meeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Since bat man is the rage now.......

2008-07-26T11:33:00.000-07:00

Y so phucking serious?

Club in Crocs

2008-07-26T09:22:00.000-07:00

Ghey pics. XD

So lomantic wors. Spread the luveeee!!

On the way to the police station. Coz Xueyun pang sai on the streets. Kakaka. No la, go make staying visa. I tink the poor people stay here ba.

Bimbo look. She say herself this pic got clevage. Where got?

加大！！我要加大！！！

Omg the clevage look like worm. Sollie, next time me draw deeper and nicer.

The inside of the MRT. Not bad ok.

The outside of the train.

Another ghey pair. Tsk. See me so lonely in Shanghai.

I guess Yiting is the gung-ho one?

Looks like Winnie the pooh not?

Just say yes la.

This stall is bloody nice. It's pan fried xiao long bao. Woo hoooooooo!! Sibeh song!!!!!!!

It's only 20cents SGD for 1 bloody bao. Cheap and nice man.

Nanjing Xi lu. Great place to hang out. Like orchard road like that.

At night go jia png. My tour guide a.k.a HuiYi. Aneroxic lor. Tsk. U know she used to look like Tian Jie from Tong Xin Yuan? Lols.

Dinner gang with SMU people.

See the 2 behind the menu? Hanky panky la. See the girl beside them also lose hope in NTU guys liao.

Dinner Camwhoring.

The most qian da thing is that we brought them to the nice nice place den me and Huiyi ownself run away go eat cheap food.

Stir-fry beef, kangkong and sum meat balls for SGD 12!! Wah laus! Eat until you burst.

Mum commented that I grow fatter liao. Saw her on web cam. She keep showing me her double chin, still dare comment i grow fatter. WTF.

I told my brother about the bloody cheap Xiao Long Bao den he said :" That's it, you better watch your diet". My bro has a good sense of humour.

Actually, to be honest, I tink if I dont gain minimum 5kg, you all can all buy toto liao.

After that go Club at tis dunoe wad club. Shanghai is Alcohol Heaven!!!!!!!!!!! SGD 20 bucks free flow of drinks!! Drink until u seh, drink until you puke also never mind, COZ IT IS FREE FLOWWWWW!!!

And i neber drink till i drunk lo. I beri innocent one. Me no drink. Me stone in the club only. Me no dance. Me stone in the club only. Me no drunk. Me stone in the club only. *Innocent face*

I wear bloody crocs to club. Kakakkaa. Hot pink crocs sumore. Woots.

Benjamin and Kenneth. Before pics.

Woody Tim. Throw him on the dance flow and he just stand there. Wah Lau.

Close up of the piece of log.

Scandal leh.

They look bored.

Chris after pic. His 酒凉 louya one lo. Drink lesser den me and puke the whole floor. Tsk.

Waiting for cab. See Huiyi me still take clear pics. Me no drunk. Me neber drink at all what.

Ah lian playing DS lite.

Hey my BMW mouse!!!!!!!

Ttttttasty tastay!!!!!!

Me de work place.

MRT station. Quite Ups right.

Road stall BBQ. 5 RMB per stick. Confirm tok your Old Chang Kee ar!!!

Me de ATM card.

Random construction.

The never ending hoards of people. Really is hoards. Me think the people in the station all spit once at you, you will seriously drown in their spit.

UNGLAM PICS!!!!!!

Yiting point me international finger. Me sad.

The guys. SMU one cuter. HAhaha. Sorry people.

FOOD!

The Bund. Ups place la.

You will never see my full face on the blog. Muahahhahahahah.

We love unglam pics!!!!

You Jump I jump!!! Cant stand the gayness. Tsk. Jealous.

Sho handsome. Hokays byes.

Sadako

2008-07-24T10:43:00.001-07:00

Nice anot. Sadako spotted on MRT.

Shanghai Tan

2008-07-24T08:52:00.000-07:00

Hello people, greetings from Shanghai!!!! Shanghai is like a suana now, no one steps out of the house coz it's too bloody warm Zzzz.

Anyway, this blog is for the Shanghai trip la. No say i no nice to u all k. I will post alot pics let u all see see rook rook.

Singakapore airport. Chio boh?

Terminal 3 nice rites?

Lao Niang airplane. XD SQ816. Asspensive shit. And where is my free flow of Hagen Daz ar YITING!

From 37,000 feet.

The rising sun. Song Boh!

Sorry la. Act gangsta. Yiting is a camwhore. XD

Cheena Airpork.

Random Airpork Lights la.

My friends are very scared.

In fact, the air is awfully bad now lo, like wad the heck, my feet is flaking from the acidic air T_T Kanina super sian. I tink 6 mths later u all see me my face rot already, not that now very chio also la, but.... Our house not bad la, quite nice, and got free tennis court, gym and swmming pool wooooooooo!

My view from 34th story. The water is green. Song boh? Who says Lotch ness is in Europe, it's here in Shanghai. T_T

Went groceries shopping.

Wah, so patrotic lor.

China people are so effing funny lo. We went to the supermarket right, den we were buying powder for washing clothes, den a convo went about like this(in chinese):

Salesperson (quite cute one la): Xiao Jie, buy the big packet la, big packet one has a water bottle that comes with it. *points to a big packet of washing powder with a water bottle scotched taped to it.*

Xue Yun ( my fren, not as cute though XD): Don't want, wait cannot finish.

Saleperson: Ok la, then nevermind, just take the water bottle and scotchtape to your small packet one lo!!!! *fans herself in a heck-care method*

Xue Yun: o_0 Salesperson proceeds to take the waterbottle from the big packet of washing and paste onto the small packet of washing powder.

WTF right??? Super power lo. I suppose next time we just bring musking tape to the supermarket and scotch tape everything together and just tell the person: " 全部送的!!"Kakaka. Btw, the fav passtime of Shanghaiese is probably quarreling. I witness 4 different quarrels in like 2 days already. T_T

WELCOME TO NO RULES TRAFFIC.

Look at the jiao look on her face. Boh liao. Win liao like got 1million bucks liddis. o_O

Our lunch. Rmb 12 bucks. Which is around Sing 2 bucks. Eat until u bomb. I tink I never gain 10 bucks in Shangai also difficult.

Our hangout group.

China people has an awesome sense of humour.

This is what we found right below.

Claps!

Cheebye. XD
Ok random pics liao.

My thrid finger longer. Woots.

Huiyi!! Ah tiong right. Buay tahan.

Shy.

Ah tiong culture. =)

Pizza Hut. Wtf is the chinese name?

Yiting say she very chio. Chio meh?????????? HAHAHHAHA. LOOK AT THE PIC, LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND SAY THE SAME THING. LOL